I changed all my credit cards,
And switched all the locks to all my doors
You thought my heart would be destroyed
Look around cuz I’m chillin’ boy (son of a gun [i betcha think this song is about you] remix, janet jackson)

all right, so i found a few more things for you kiddies before i leave. have a good week...i'll miss you!! :)

this pic made me laugh out loud. the caption reads: A scientifically minded minivan collects data in Westminster, Md.

i am pretty sure that i had a link to this story earlier when they were swimming around like crazy. thought you'd like an update. :)

oh yeah, sucka. guess which book i get to read this week!!

this is more like my lair-self. and i'm known as j-nut up there so i think it fits. :)

j nut Magic Number 13 Job 9 to 5 Lifer Personality A Worrier, I Worry That I Worry Too Much Temperament Angry - At Everthing Sexual Whatever, Whenever, Whoever Likely To Win A Nobel Prize Me - In A Word Divine Colour Brought to you by MemeJack

and now, your moment of zen. the caption reads: Long-armed and dangerous: The San Diego Zoo's "Absolutely Apes" exhibit, which pairs orangutans and siamangs in the same habitat for the first time, seems to be a hit with everyone -- except for Karen the orangutan. Oww! night everyone!! :)

This is the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin that body
Got evey man in her wishin
Sippin on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun (ignition, r kelly)

all right i think i should do a little shout out to some peeps since i'm going to be going up to camp this week and will miss talking to them online. laurie, you're my girl...hold down the fort for me and find a scanner so you can scan some pics!! tavo, thanks for making me blush at work, be a good boy this week and matts, thanks for all your hard work this last week at your site. everyone who is still home this week should go check out the forums on that site. lots of cool smilies and stuff to talk about. but matt, get lots of sleep this weekend and practice your guitar. ;)

i wanna say hey to my girl, kassey. go hang out with your moms...she's bound to take you shopping sometime soon!! anyway, i'm excited for you and italy and hope you can enjoy your time here and truly relax before you take off.

alecia!! congrats on your graduation...you are da bomb...and you know that i love you lots. see you before i go!!

all right so as i said, i'm heading off to camp on saturday and should be back late saturday night. i will miss you all...but am really excited that i get to go see everyone at the lair.

so crazy stuff going on in the news the last few days. i can't imagine what is going through these people's minds as they set themselves on fire. talk about supporting a cause.

this pic is just too cute. i can picture the killer whale asking the dog to join him in the water. :) anyway, the caption reads: Mind if I sniff your stern? Henry the dog meets Luna the killer whale at the docks off Gold River, B.C.

hey, at least they got the color right!!

jeannetters Magic Number 17 Job Serial Killer Personality Unfulfilled Dreamer Temperament An Oft-Exploding Volcano Sexual Straight Likely To Win Nothing Me - In A Word Startling Colour Brought to you by MemeJack

i like this job MUCH better!!

netters Magic Number 17 Job Singer Personality Unfulfilled Dreamer Temperament An Oft-Exploding Volcano Sexual Just Say No Likely To Win A Place On The Bench (For The Reserves) Me - In A Word Whirlwind Colour Brought to you by MemeJack

and, your moment of zen. you know i'm a nerd and have to always include something astronomy related. such a beautiful picture. :)

Down the street you can hear her scream "You're a disgrace"
As she slams the door in his drunken face,
And now he stands outside and all the neighbors start to gossip and drool.

He cries "Oh girl, you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?"
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green.

And so castles made of sand, fall in the sea, eventually. (castles made of sand, jimi hendrix)

all right kiddies. so i didn't do a complete list of my favorite things in my last post. i'm sorry for leaving very important people/things out. it was just a few things that made me smile. so here are a few more for you: my brother erik who is my best friend. watching shooting stars as i fall asleep. being at the lair. dreaming of my donuts. driving by myself and singing as loud as i can. movies. cuddling. sparkles. sports. dave matthews. going outside at night and pausing to look at the moon. spooning. whispers. strong bad. love stories. roses. the simpsons. reading. :)

not too much is up with me today. i had a killer headache so i left work just a bit early. good thing i didn't have too much to do today. but seriously, i'm so excited for the end of this week. not only is the harry potter book due to arrive at my house before on saturday but i am also leaving for camp that day!! what what!! :) i am so excited...not only to take a break but to get to see all my friends again. i don't think you're ready for this jelly.

and as always, links for you. they're all really random, but hey, that's what this blog is all about. the first one is a monkey!!

oh, and so is this one!!

HI-larious. anyone who's been to a sporting event recently knows what a kiss cam is. so a camera guy finds a couple during a break in play, and puts their picture up on the big screen urging them to kiss. usually, the last one is two guy fans from the "other team" and everyone laughs hysterically because they NEVER kiss. anyway, you just never know who you might find. :)

seriously people. who thought this up?? someone's gonna get beat down soon.

eh?? calling all canucks. i have found your secret website. matts, i'm sorry. ;)

this is a cute story about a woman who wants to hug hella people. if i were the guy, i'd want to hug her too!!

what is wrong with this picture??

erik found this cute one for me.

oh, and he probably found this one as well. i can't remember right now. i'm a little tired.

all right, bed time. here's your moment of zen. it's one of those, "netters, i love that you are such a good friend to me" presents. ;) sleep well, kiddies.

I've just seen a face,
I can't forget the time or place
Where we just meet.
She's just the girl for me
And want all the world to see
We've met, mmm-mmm-mmm-m'mmm-mmm.
Had it been another day
I might have looked the other way
And I'd have never been aware.
But as it is I'll dream of her
Tonight, di-di-di-di'n'di.
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again.
I have never known
The like of this, I've been alone
And I have missed things
And kept out of sight
But other girls were never quite
Like this, da-da-n'da-da'n'da. (i've just seen a face, the beatles)


all right, so it's been a while since i've posted. when i tried a few days ago, my comp froze in the middle of me publishing which made me mad. boooooooo. but here i am again...hoping this will work. so let's start with fun stuff last week. i went up to davis a while back and got to boogie down with k to the ass!! i mean, kassey!! so much fun chugging wine coolers in the parking lot of the rage. ghetto!! but thanks for fun times. :) i also took my little cousin (who's 3) to see "finding nemo." it was her first time at the movies and she was pretty good, only got up once to sit in my lap. i have to mention that this is a pretty scary movie for kids her age. lots of scary music..and the dentist's niece (?) is a freakin psycho. but anyway, the cutest moment was after all the previews ended, she looked up at me and said, "this is going to be fun." i also watched her last week for a few days while her dad/my uncle had surgery on his brain tumor. thanks to everyone who was praying...he got to go home a day early and is doing great. :)

horray...this is the paragraph for matt!! he is one awesome dude. you should all go here and check out his cool site. it's his band's site and i must say that i'm very impressed. i bought a cd a week ago and it is grrrrrrrrrrrreat. seriously, go to the site and order one. but check out the forums too. it's on the same site. why are you still reading?? go there!! he's also a super cool mod on this site. i want to take this time and thank him once again for giving me the coolest concert ever. i was in heaven. :)

and always...links have been piling up since i haven't posted in a while. enjoy. (i want to mention that yes, a few links are a little old, but i found them when they were fresh and new, and still want to share them with you. so there.)

chizzeckle this shiznit out. it's really funny to do with a regular site, then a weird one, like mine. enjoy!! :)

poor little mermaid. if i find out who you are, you're getting a serious beating.

this is for all my homies at the lair. more cowbell!!

woah. women, we're in trouble.

awwwwwwwww, it's another polar bear!!

thanks to erik for helping me find this cute monkey. oh ohhh ahhh ahhhh!!

and sigh, how i miss doing stuff like this. oh wait. i'm going to be at the lair soon. woohoo!!

sad times. the caption reads: History sheds a tear: Water rises over Chinese characters carved into a wall at the Qutang Gorge of the Yangtze River. Within days, the ancient inscriptions will be submerged forever as the reservoir for the controversial Three Gorges Dam fills. The site is just one of hundreds of archaelogical treasures that are being sacrificed to progress.

i don't know why, but i really feel like sharing a few of my favorite things with you. i feel blessed to have such a wonderful life, and take such joy in simple things...like slurpees. but seriously, these things are just awesome to me. the color pink. sunsets. sunrises. the moon. stars. fireworks. drunk boys speaking in spanish to me. strawberries. music. concerts. hugs. kisses.

your moment of zen tonight?? surround yourself with some pillows as you're going to bed. ;)

Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways

But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh (oops i did it again, britney spears...i heard this on the radio 3 times today and felt i had to share it with you...i hope it stays in your head as long as it does in mine.)

hey hey, not much of an update with me today. i got a temp. job at TMW again for a few months. i'm not super excited because i'd like to have a real job...doing other stuff i guess. but i shouldn't be too picky since jobs are hard to get right now. i'm also going to davis tomorrow to hang out with kassey. what what!! i have a few links for ya:

awwwwwwwwwwww, it's a baby tiger!!

i found this one thanks to dave barry. it's if you have a bit of time to kill.

oh, this is also a fun link if you're bored and want to spank the monkey. my high score was 807.

and this is just hilarious because they drop off porn to the davis library!! random!!

and now, your moments of zen.

Suzanne, you're all that I wanted of a girl
You're all that I need in the world
I'm your child, make me blush, drive me wild
Suzanne, you're all that I wanted

When I met you I was all alone
Cold and hungry cryin' on the phone
You baked me brownies and said, 'Don't you cry'
And gave me the coat off your back

Suzanne, you're all that I wanted of a girl
You're all that I need in the world
I'm your child, make me blush, drive me wild
Suzanne, you're all that I wanted

Even Izzy, Slash and Axl Rose
When I call, you put 'em all on hold
And say to me that you'd do anything
And all I can do is say that
I haven't much I can give you in return
Only my heart and a promise not to turn
But I sing to you every day and every night
Suzanne, I'm your man

Suzanne, you're all that I wanted of a girl
You're all that I need in the world
I'm your child, make me blush, drive me wild
Suzanne, you're all that I wanted
Of a girl (suzanne, weezer)

so most of you know that i'm not the fondest of my middle name, suzanne. i was always afraid kids in elementary school would start singing, "old susanna." man, how i hated that song. but really, i didn't want people to know what my middle name was. and being sung that song was the only reason i had for not wanting to tell them. i totally forgot about this song until recently. i'm in a weird mood today, don't really want to talk about it, but wanted the song to be the majority of my entry. i'm looking for a guy who will write a song like this about me someday. and yes, you can sing this song to me. :)

Happy 21st Birthday to my little bro, ERIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You have the face of an alcoholic."

John Baptist he's walking to me with the Maker
My body is bent and broken by long and dangerous sleep
I can't work the fields of Abraham and turn my head away
I'm not a stranger in the hands of the Maker (the maker, dave matthews band)

oh man, the last few days have been so fun filled. here's a little recap. thurs: met with sexy rebecca, went to molly's grad at berkeley at the greek....soooo hot!! (with roomie calling in the middle...who's working this weekend at the lair. crazy praise for her!!) after, rebecca and i hit up raleigh's where we shared (actually rebe was knocked out pretty quick...) a pitcher of pear cider. i haven't had that stuff in like a year!! we had weird waiters who went to the back to smoke pot...totally obvious. :) ride to bart was a little strange. for one, i was getting off my pear cider buzz, and i ran into this guy who looked EXACTLY like my grandfather who died when i was 8. he was a lot smaller, though...but was clearly insane/crazy. after talking to a lot of people and pointing at me, he got off at bayfair (where my granny still lives) and said to me, "just wanted to let you know that i'm your grand dad." how weird is that???

fri: i went to visit crista in santa cruz to hang out and catch up. we had lunch at pizza my heart and after, i found a new piercing for the belly button. :) btw, when i got my piercing a few years ago, the guy looked a lot like this guy. random that i just found this. he had all these pics of himself hanging like that. anyway, i came home early cause i had an a's game to go to!!!!!!! and omg...MULDER WAS PITCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we had great seats, got a wonderful dinner with our tix (i'm expecting hot dog and soda, but it's this totally yummy buffet). erik got his name in lights cause it's his 21st birthday tomorrow!! ummm, did i mention that i finally got to see MULDER PITCHING!!!! i also saw the craziest play ever: some dude at second for the twins, goes to score on a hit from another dude...rounds third and FORGETS to touch third, goes home to score...mulder quickly throws to miggy at third and THE GUY IS OUT!!! ha ha to dumb players who don't touch third. that's what you get. he was later quoted as saying, "i knew i had to cheat so i didn't get out." oh yeah, your coach is gonna love that. mulder pitched his 5th complete game in his last 6 games...this one also very quick (2 hours, 5 minutes)...a little too quick cause we had a wait a while for it to become dark for the fireworks...amazing, totally beautiful and really long...but some shot out from mt. davis on the top, and started a small fire...we could smell (most likely toxic) fumes after the game!! i got a new beanie...yellow and green stripes with a yellow "a's" logo and a new shirt. you're gonna die when you see it!! so for the 20th streak game last year, i made a sign that says, "there's an A in streAk" sort of a take-off on the whole a's marketing theme that year. well, now they have shirts that say, "there is an A in streAk" and they have the schedule and score of the 20 games on the back. hello, that $hit was copyrighted by me. hee hee!! but how cool, huh??!!

here are a few cool pics i found. the first is of a baby gorilla. awwwwww. the caption reads: No-hands nursing: Martha, a Western Lowland gorilla, cradles her 5-month-old baby girl at the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas. The zoo is holding a contest to name the infant. and this one is a cute baby elephant!!

i found this a while back and wanted to share it since it brought a smile to my face. Girls: here are Five Secrets To A Perfect Relationship
1. It is important to find a man that helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important to find a man that makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important to find a man that is good in bed and loves making love
to you.
And finally...
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. wa waaaa waaaaaaaaaaa!!!

and of course, i found some quizzes.

You are "The Sick Rose" by William Blake.
This poem was written to warn women of the
impropieties of loose morals. Or maybe its
about gardening. Anyway, seething with sexual
imagery, it leaves to wonder what type of
person are you really? Fun-loving nature-lover
or some sexual pervert. (In the second case,
email me)
Which Poem Are You?



congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud
which happy bunny are you?


all you college grads, your moment of zen. join the club. :)

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time (el scorcho, weezer...this is for rebecca!!)

I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me (el scorcho, weezer...ahhhhh, i love this song. that is for me!!) :)

all right, i've already tried to post all this junk earlier, but my comp froze right before i was about to publish. boohoo. here i go again. a lot of links...little update. :) last week was a lot of fun, i got to watch erik play hockey for the first time, almost get hit in the head with the puck as i'm taping him, watch my little cousin, go to davis to party down with kelly a. white-trash-style, celebrate everyone's birthday in may with a little dinner at the nijo castle, go to allison's wedding and do a lot of reading!! yeah for me!! all right, more about me later...here are some links i found the last couple of days. :)

for all you astronomy dorks, you might like this picture of neptune. :)

this is awesome...is it a picture of god's eye??

i hope that all of you caught at least a glimpse of this last thrusday night.

this is one monkey that you don't want to mess with.

awwwwwwww, so sad. kobe is crying and the rest of the world is so happy that the dumb lakers are out of the running!!

here's a pic that erik found for me. weird that jim carrey's number and last name are the same as one of the best sharks players ever!! :)

this is one amazing story. the caption reads: Seven-year-old infiltrates the U.S.: Mitchel Hernder rode his bike from his home in Niagara Falls, Ontario, 8 1/2 miles into the United States. Apparently no one at U.S. Customs stopped him as he pedaled by. Customs isn't sure how he managed that.

i don't know if i've linked this article about mulder before or not. but here it is...for your viewing pleasure. woohoo!! :)

put this story in the "no shit sherlock" department. who in the heck first thought this up??

and, a few quizzes for you...hee hee!!

You are a Bustier. Bold, beautiful and quite
compelling. Go girl..and umm...some boys!
What type of Lingerie are you?



You are "Satine"
Which Moulin Rouger are you?



Coca Cola Slurpee!
What Flavor Slurpee Are You?


and now, your moment of zen.

Hey, my friend
It seems your eyes are troubled
Care to share your time with me
Would you say you're feeling low and so
A good idea would be to get it off of your mind

See, you and me
Have a better time than most can dream
Have it better than the best
And so can pull on through
Whatever tears at us
Whatever holds us down
And if nothing can be done
We'll make the best of what's around (best of what's around, dave matthews band)

so i'm not sure how many of you out there watch alias (on abc, i think) but the season finale was WAY OUT OF CONTROL. i had never seen the show before, and decided to watch the 2 hour finale with my mom last sunday. what the hell...what a crappy way to end it. i mean, great job, i'm really hanging on the edge of my seat...but ahhhhhhhhhh!! I HAD NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE AND NOW I CARE ABOUT IT. i have so many unanswered questions. boooooooooooo.

i want to mention that now i *really* am turning into martha stewart. i got a really nice roasting pan along with two cool books (one roasting, one on pies & tarts) for my bday. i thought it was great, but had to cook a roast the next night. it did turn out great though...but i just thought it was funny that i actually wanted to get the books, but was wayyyyyyyy excited about the pan. woohoo!! :)

i had a great time at the a's game last night. thank goodness they KILLED the damn yankees. we sat by some re-tah-ded yankees fans who were yelling the dumbest things at us. at one point, they started yelling at the a's fans for going to a stadium that houses both baseball and football. that was crossing the line, according to marshall, who then yelled back, "oh yeah, i forgot that the jets and giants were effin good teams." that sure shut them up...for a while at least. but all in all it was a great time, and i'm so glad i got to see an inside the park homerun in person!!

and of course, i found some more quizzes. enjoy!!
what's your doggy style?? hee hee, oh yeah, i'll totally take this quiz

You are a Boston Terrier.
You are happy, lively & highly intelligent.
You convey an impression of determination, You are
a Boston Terrier. strength and grace.
Whats Your Doggy Style?


what ivy league is for me?

Princeton
You're smart, you're thin, you're pretty, and
goddamit, people love you. You are destined for
great, great things, little Princetonian. Let
there be a never-ending stream of Country-Club-
Like institutions in your unmarred future.
Which Ivy League University is right for YOU?


what country are you?

Australia -
Founded as a gigantic prison colony, Australia has
turned into a Mid-Level world power. Known for
its wildlife and culture.


Positives:

Reformed.

Culturally Admired.

Mid-Level Power.

Renouned Flora and Fauna.


Negatives:

Founded by Criminals.

Island Nation (Isolated).

Talk Funny.

Which Country of the World are You?


now i know what i should have people call me the next time i start stripping
Shirley Temple-- you're cute around people but
naughty when you get away from the crowd
What's your stripper name? (female)


muahahahahah, i am a genius!!

Genius! - You have the mind that can change the
world. People will talk of you years after your
death. I hope you use your powers for good.
How SMART are you?


and really, who doesn't want to know what spice girl they'd be...

You're Sporty Spice! please don't kick me in the
face!
Which Spice Girl are you?


and, before i go, some links. first, cause i'm a dork, you gotta check this out.

woah. i don't want to rant on and on about this subject, but some people need to just calm the eff down about the dixie chicks. retarded story here. (depends on how you look at it, but you'll understand when you read it. and if you don't...don't ever talk to me again. hee hee!!)

and of course, i have to include a picture of strong bad's cousin.

Little darling
I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little darling
It seems like years since it's been clear

Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun
And I say
It's alright (here comes the sun, the beatles)

why do i sense a yucky year for me?? oh, because these 3 songs are like, "age 23 sucks ass." hahahahaha.

If I have a heart attack at 23
I'm loving you too much
If I have a heart attack at 23
Wave bye-bye
You'll miss me
You'll miss me baby
If I have a heart attack at 23 (tori amos, okay, not a really bad song, but heart attack at 23?? weird.)

I took her out, it was a friday night.
I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
We started making out, and she took off my pants.
But then I turned on the TV.
And that's about the time she walked away from me.

Nobody likes you when you're 23.
And I'm still more amused by TV shows.
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age.
What's my age again? What's my age again? (blink 182, boohoo...seriously, what's my age again?)

and, the best song to sing when you're 23...
Twenty three and so tired of life
Such a shame to throw it all away
The images grow darker still
Could I have been anyone other than me? Then I

Look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide, lick and taste
What's the use in worrying, what's the use in hurrying
Turn, turn we almost become dizzy

I am who I am who I am who am I
Requesting some enlightenment
Could I have been anyone other than me?

Sing and dance I'll play for you tonight
And thrill at it all
Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes
But I'll work it out then I

Look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide, lick and taste
What's the use in worrying, what's the use in hurrying
Turn, turn we almost become dizzy

Falling out of a world of lies
Could I have been dancing nancy
Could I have been anyone other than me?

And then I'll sing and dance I'll play for you tonight
And thrill at it all
Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes
But I'll work it out then I

Look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide, lick and taste
What's the use in worrying, what's the use in hurrying
Turn, turn we almost become dizzy (dancing nancies, dave matthews band) i always thought 23 was so much older the first time i heard dancing nancies. i hoped that when i was 23, i wasn't tired of life. or felt like throwing it away. if every day of my 23 year will be as wonderful as my birthday, i have nothing to worry about. :) but seriously, i always thought that in this song...23 seemed so far away. i remember listening to this cd in high school...maybe age 15...damn...hella days ago. :)

almost everyone i know who is 23 loves it (so far). and i shouldn't feel any different. 23 is just that age where you're not 22, so you're probably not in college anymore, so it's like, "what the hell are you doing with your life?" ask me in a few months. i'll still be 23.

spent almost the whole day on the phone with fun people. not really a waste since they all sang to me and i got caught up on a lot of my far away friends...and a few close ones. :) and what else did i do on my birthday?? well, i decided to do a little singing.

let's try to end this whole "23" thing on a good note with one of my fav passages in the bible...
psalm 23
1 the lord is my shepherd, i shall not be in want. 2 he makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters, 3 he restores my soul. he guides me in paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 4 even thought i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. 5 you prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies. you anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. 6 surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and i will dwell in the house of the lord forever.

a little subject change, but i now present your moment of zen. and not to ruin this for you or anything, but i love where this guy has his hand. work it!!

Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter (fighter, christina aguilera...i've had this song in my head allllll day)

awwwwwww yeah. i've been an organizing/cleaning queen so i can relax tomorrow and be the ultimate princess. my last hour of being, "DOUBLE DEUCE!!!!!!!!!!!" i'm going to miss it so.

a link for you. it is all about my boy. not mulder, but gilbert!! horray for him!!

ohhhhh, i found these and HAD to share them with you. i'm no man hater, i just laughed out loud, and thought you might too. :)
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed
and go to the fridge.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

What are a woman's four favourite animals?
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger
in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.

ohhhhhhh, i totally stole this from someone else's website
8 Things You Wear Alot:

1 jeans
2 comfy sweatshirts
3 panties...hee hee!!
4 deodorant
5 my fuzzy pink slippers
6 watch
7 p.j.'s
8 smile

7 Things That Annoy You:

1 people who think they know what they're talking about...but failing miserably
2 people cutting me off in the fast lane and then going 5 mph slower than people next to them
3 periods
4 spam (email and the crappy food)
5 girls who are 5 years younger who look 5 years older than me
6 boys who are dumb (not just to me...but in general)
7 people who talk with their mouths full of food

6 Things You Touch Every Day:

1 myself
2 mouse/keyboard
3 phone
4 hairbrush
5 phone
6 mark mulder's ass

5 Things You Do Every Day:

1 shower
2 check email
3 listen to music
4 dream about prince charming
5 pray

4 People You'd Want to Spend More Time With:

1 jesus
2 my sisters
3 all my buds who don't live in freakmont
4 my husband

3 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over:

1 ferris bueller's day off
2 office space
3 the royal tenenbaums

2 Of Your Favorite Songs At This Moment:

1 ummmm, don't really have any. last two cds i listened to were: dave matthews band
2 frank sinatra

1 Person You Could Spend the Rest of Your Life With...

my husband of course

and now, your moment of zen. how wrong these people are. beer is the answer to everything.

monkey see
monkey do, yeah (proudest monkey by dave matthews band. the end is the BEST part. and one of my favorite dmb songs i've never heard in concert.)

so i went in a chatroom late last night because i couldn't fall asleep. it was weird because i hadn't been in one for like 4 or 5 years. anyway, all these dudes were really into me even though i didn't have any nude pics of myself...like i give them out to just anybody. a lot were telling me they were impressed because i knew "so much" about sports. "so much" was: me listing my favorite teams. hee hee. but then they started fighting over me, and telling the other guys that they had actually met me. one kept saying, "i love netters. she is the only team i need." whoa. that's when i decided to leave. :)

i did have some funny convos last night as i was chattin it up with the fellas. here's a bit from jax and i. (all screen names have been changed to protect the innocent...and not so innocent.)

jax: i think zito's a better looking guy
jax: hudson < mulder < zito
Netters: zito is gay
jax: haha, you don't know that, you're such a trash talker
Netters: and not in the way that people say it to be mean...i really think he is
jax: what makes you think that
Netters: he has a pink pillow he carries everywhere
Netters: has scented candles in his hotel room...
jax: he probably has mulder as a roomie
Netters: yeah
Netters: they probably hump each other
jax: he needs those candles
jax: that's what i was sayin
jax: i think he's just that cool, to where he can carry around a pink pillow
Netters: i know, i do too
Netters: i don't think he's gay
(just so you all know, i don't really think zito is gay. i just thought it would be fun to try to push jackson's buttons.)

and, i was talking with kass at the same time. we were talking about how boys are dumb and i need to not be pulled in by their dumb radar.

Netters: and i was soooooooo not into the convo
kass: good for you though
Netters: i know
Netters: i am secretly proud of myself
Netters: it's hard to say no
kass: Im sure it is
kass: but be strong
kass: be strong
Netters: i will use your advice in my next blog :)
kass: haha
kass: burn the bra
kass: and burn "daniel" ;)
Netters: so hard to say no to someone...when you know it could be all about making out
(so yeah...advice to the ladies....be strong. be strong. burn the bra. and your ex.)

i read about this story the other day and thought it would have been a great experiment to do in one of my soc classes. or even go crazy go nuts like this guy did and write a book about it. i always tried to take mine off after college life...but somehow one would stay attached and the guy giving me change at the movies would be like, "thanks jeannette." ha ha.

awwwwwww, who doesn't want to be a care bear?? i think i found this on kassey's beautiful site.

	Love-a-Lot Bear You love to take care of others and people love being around you because you make them feel appreciated. You are very sweet and soft-spoken. You are also a romantic and consider yourself an excellent matchmaker, so you tend to be a bit nosy. But everyone still considers you the sweetest person they know.
Take the Which Care Bear Are You? Quiz!

hee hee..this was just weird.

You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born
with your cool, and it's totally natural. You
run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they
can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky
hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).
What Kind of Hipster Are You?


great pic. hang ten, kiddies. :)

and, your moment of zen. the caption reads: Orangu-tiny: Dasa, an 11-year-old orangutan, cradles her baby for the first time in public at the Erie (Pa.) Zoo.

I want you to know, that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theatre
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, till you died
But you're still alive

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you fuck her

Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, til you died
But you're still alive

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

Cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know (you oughta know, alanis morissette)

hee hee. i heard this song the other day when i turned my radio on. i had just turned it on, and there was about 5 seconds of dead air, then it started. it was funny cause i turned the radio up mucho loud (thinking that it was not THAT loud) and alanis starts singing. then, i heard it again today all the way through and thought, "why not just put the lyrics up?" not that i have a boy to be mad at or anything, but they are pretty dang powerful, and damn, every word is so effin true.

You can go to extremes with impossible schemes
You can laugh when your dreams fall apart at the seams
And life gets more exciting with each passing day
And love is either in your heart or on it's way

Don't you know that it's worth
Every treasure on earth to be young at heart (young at heart, frank sinatra)

okay, as most of you know, i'm not really emo in my blog because for one thing, i cannot stand it when other people say things like, "OMG, i just want to *die* because my boyfriend does not want to marry me." stupid crap like that does not interest me. i usually put little updates here and there, give shout outs to all the homies, and always a link or two on an interesting story or picture. i'm not saying my way is right or anything, but i think it's better than being all emo every dang day. i wanted to include a little tidbit that i normally wouldn't share with most of you. i went to allison's bridal shower this afternoon and had a great time. it was so awesome to see her and this guy that she is about to marry, because they seem genuinely happy. unlike some other people i've seem who are younger and look like they're really rushing things. that got me thinking on the way home today that i should not ever "settle" for any guy. granted, nobody is perfect, but if there are a few red flags, then i need to move on. it was a great hour drive back home to think about this. but of course, the "pantry soup factor" comes into play. recap on P.S.F.: whenever i eat my mom's famous pantry soup, and spill on a white shirt (not on purpose) some new guy always pops into my life. it's funny because i tried my hardest not to spill today, and thought i hadn't until i went into the bathroom and saw a huge spot. i sort of laughed with the fam, and was like, "all right, time for mr. right to come over." ahhhh, yes, so funny. because guess who called. oh yes, the ex. it sort of surprised me because i was hoping it was my husband, mark. :) but yeah, i guess i wasn't expecting him to call. i felt kinda bad, cause when we were about to go, he kept telling me to give him a call next time i was in davis. i just said, "uh-huh." i feel bad because i wasn't really excited about it, but i don't need to be, right?? i don't want to date this guy again, so i don't need to give myself false expectations like, "it's going to be so great if i go visit and hang out with him." arg. i'm going to journal about this...but i'm frustrated because i was so happy that i wasn't writing about any one specific boy. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! oh well, he'll get like a sentence or two. most will be on what i feel i've learned this last month or so. :)

so fun times for the nfl draft. boller got picked in the first round, packers got some crappy numbers in each round. so many pac 10 players went, too...like 8 or something. too bad everyone calls it the pathetic 10. yeah, looks pretty pathetic right now. yeah for 2 cal guys going in the first round!! these guys came from a season of 1-10 and stepping it up last year. horray for them. oh, and i randomly came across this awesome pic the other day...speaking of cal. :)

and i apologize to two wonderful girls i met the other day at lake elizabeth. jessica and alecia...HELLO!!!! sorry i didn't mention you before. but you rock and i hope that we can hang out some more!!

okay, this is starting to bug me, and i need to get it off my chest. i'm totally bothered by people i see in coffee shops other than starbucks. i hear a lot of talk about how people who go to starbucks are yuppies. (i frequent both starbucks and mom & pop type places...usually whatever's closer...just so you know my background.) but this is my message to those who drink only at non-starbucks places and call everyone else a "yuppy": if you are ordering anything other than a regular or decaf cup of coffee, you are a freaking yuppie too. so ha ha!!

a few pics to share with you. this one is an awesome space pic. i'm a dork and proud of it. how come i never get a victory beer this large when i win championship soccer games?? and hello, have i linked these 2 polar bear pics yet?? awwwwwwwwww!!

well, that's all outta me. sorry it's a random entry with me mainly ranting. but that's what i get to do. i'm not forcing you to read this. it isn't russia. hahahahahah!! i'm really excited now cause it's raining and one of my fav things is to fall asleep to the rain. night!!

quiz time!!
this was kinda cool

Which Founding Father Are You?

Sunrise - You seek to learn all you can so that you
may teach the wisdom of the world to others.
You enjoy tranquility and peaceful beauty, and
like to feel at one with the world.
When are you?


weird quiz...

Red/Green/Blue:
To you, the world is logical. Everything happens
for a reason, life is scientific. You like to
find solutions. I doubt you needed to take this
quiz in order to realize this.
What color do you see the world in?


dang, i was hoping to get pink. AND, i have a false sense of contentness. thanks to this quiz, i know i'm not really happy. hee hee. it's weird, it looks like the beginning of an an anime orgy. hahahahahahahah

You are blue. You are somewhat innocent, in the fact that your genius only extends to the physical world. You have a false sense of contentness. You are usually the quiet one, the genius. Everyone can count on you to help when they have problems, but you only fall short of being able to solve your own.

What inner color are you?

When you want her lips, you get her cheek
Makes you wonder where you are
If you want some more then she's fast asleep
Leaves you twinkling with the stars
Poor young grandson there's nothing I can say
You'll have to learn, just like me
And that's the hardest way, ooh la la.

I wish that I knew what I know now,
when I was younger.
I wish that I knew what I know now,
when I was stronger. (oh la la, faces....they took this song, this perfect song as the ending for "rushmore" and put it in a freakin car commercial. i'm gonna hit someone.)

i'm really tired, but want to post some fun stuff i've found and let you know how i've been doing. my last few days have been pretty fun filled. easter was a lot of fun. i got lots of candy (as usual). i asked for just this little box from williams-sonoma...and got that, plus jelly beans plus sour candy plus more sour candy plus the easter bunny left a hunt for my bro and i for chocolate eggs. dang...does the easter bunny WANT me to gain 300 pounds?? after that, we went to my aunt's house for easter brunch and hung out forever. well, i wanted to leave early so i could go to the a's game. but erik, my dad and mom didn't seem like they wanted to go, and i didn't feel like going by myself. luckily, my mom decided to ditch the boys, and we went!! so much fun cause we got to sit down low behind home plate!! BEST EASTER EVER!! oh, and i also got this hat. now before you judge me, i want you to know that i'm not planning on wearing it to a lot of games, and it's not that pink. it's super effing cool. and you all wish you had one.

i hung out with some cool kids on monday...props to kass for getting the ball rolling and me excited!! i got some flowers with my mom yesterday, and spent part of today planting them. i got a bunch of really pretty ones and put them in planters. it's so beautiful...lots of different layers and colors. not anything wacky. :)

i saw, "better luck tomorrow" this morning. it's one reallly realllllly good movie. go out and see it already!!

all i have to say about this whole scott peterson arrest is: you just don't have $10,000 in cash when you are thinking of selling your wife's car because you need the money. or change your hair color, beard color, and for crying out loud, your eyebrow color. guys don't randomly do that. or think that. you look effin guilty. good luck finding a jury that won't be biased. it's weird to think, "what if i was picked for this jury?? could i think of him as innocent?? i feel like i already have my mind made up. let's hope that if he is innocent, he has one hell of a lawyer.

so i guess that will ferrell runs marathons. he's so freakin hilarious in that first link. :)

i have to have this picture of sully on today. too many people have been talking about this skit. and i have to remind myself that next time, my boyfriend better have a higher i.q. than him. hee hee!! :)

the a's won tonight!! horray for my husband!!

did anyone watch the ducks/stars duckies game tonight?? it took for-freakin-ever. they played 5 overtimes, my friend. and i don't know how many hockey fans i have out there...but overtime periods in playoffs are different. none of this 5 minute crap because they can't end in a tie. they go for 20 minute periods...like real freakin periods. so these guys basically played 2.5 games. actually, the game should have been over earlier...ducks scored but the refs called it back. dummies.

well, i need to get going. i gotta be at my cousin's house at 6am tomorrow morning to watch her. at least starbucks is open early...

and now, your moment of zen.

hello kiddies. i feel like i have a lot of links and stuff. so click on whatever you want. as usual. :) everything's the same with me at the moment. i'll give you an update when life needs to be updated. :) although, i have been looking at suv's the last few days. i think this is the one i'm going to buy next summer. horray for hybrids!!

i gotta quote kassey from our convo last night. we were talking about leading jr high kids, and she says, "it's so great, it's like having mini-kids." and then adds, "it could be a magical thing my friend, magical." this was on the potential of her and i...our group jr. high kids becoming pen pals. basically, we were talking about working with jr. high kids...me in freakmont, her in davis...and how cool it would be for them to be pen pals or meet at one point. :)

found this on a website. figured since a holiday was coming up, might as well include a little history. not about jesus...you can find him in your bible. i mean the dumb stuff we don't know about. like eggs and bunnies. "Now you know why Easter changes around from year to year. But what about the Easter bunny and those eggs? Well, back to the Saxons for the Easter bunny. They worshipped the goddess Eastre by the earthly symbol of a rabbit or "hare" as rabbits were known. Eventually the custom of the Easter bunny was brought to America by the Germans. Chocolate and candy eggs have become popular in this century, but exchanging of eggs in the springtime is an ancient custom. Egyptians buried eggs in their tombs. The Greeks placed eggs on their tombs. A Roman proverb states, "All life comes from an egg". In most cultures, the egg signifies birth and resurrection. So when the church began to celebrate the Resurrection in the second century, the egg was a popular symbol. In those days, wealthy people covered gift eggs in gold leaf, while peasants dyed theirs with flowers and herbs."

ummmm yeah. this makes sense. just show me where to go so i can start kicking ass.

this is a cool program.

peta doesn't deserve this attention. but they're stupid enough that i have to link it. jesus was actually the prince of eating meat. hahahahahahahah.

i'll pay someone $10,000 if they can figure this website out.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! hello, world!!

okay, so i'm "shannon" because i never use "jeannette" when i go out to like jamba juice or starbucks. they can never say it right. so i use shannon a lot. i dunno. i'm weird. but this is cool cause i'm a garlic-eating psycho monkey. and you're not!! lemme know what you are!!

Shannon is a Garlic-Eating Psycho Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 8.9 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Shannon, enter your name:

and a few quizzes before i go...
awwwwwwwwwww

You're the loving smile,the one that is entirely
devoted to others,especially that one
person.You really can't get them out of your
head,but then,you don't really want to.
What Kind of Smile are You?


i didn't even cheat on this one. :)

Your Heart is Pink
What Color is Your Heart?


glad to be saucy, not not her.

You're Shirley Manson, you saucy girl.
What sexy girl are you


whoa. someone needs to ease down on the crack intake.

fucked.
what fucked version of hello kittie are you?


mmmmmmmmmmmm

Lime: You are tart and tangy!
What Flavor Lip Gloss Are you?


wow. i'm a naked flying chick.

You have the Power of Flight!
What's Your Magic Power?

ohhhhhh and by the way...

my dad got invited to the giant's game tonight...and he caught a foul ball in the third deck!! i got to see it tonight, but he's giving it to his friend who took him to the game. fun times.

Now I love to feel that warm southern rain,
just to hear it fall is the sweetest sounding thing
And to see it fall on your simple country dress,
it's like heaven to me I must confess

'Cause I always have to steal my kisses from you
Always have to steal my kisses from you
Always have to steal my kisses from you
Always have to steal my kisses from you (steal my kisses, ben harper...i haven't heard this song in ages!!)

wouldn't it be nice to have a boy to steal kisses from?? hee hee...

i had a job interview on monday at p.g.&e. with a lady that i had sent my resume to (to basically have on file) and with another lady at the same time for a job that was available. it was pretty coolio cause they both work with each other every now and then, so it was fun to see them both talking to each other about the job. i'm not going to know for a while (early may) which sort of sucks. but hey, it could be an early birthday present. who knows. :)

i've sort of fell like i'm in a weird stage of my life lately. i don't want to get into it too much here...i'm not about being emo on my blog...that's what my journal is for. but i just wanted to write about it here to so it doesn't seem like all i do is quizzes and talk about how i go back and forth to davis. :) i just feel weird that i'm not secure with a job or what i'm doing with my life. i'm sort of okay with that...i feel god blesses me more and more each day...but at the same time, i want to have a job so i can feel a little more independent. then i can make a little bling bling and move on out. :) it's sort of odd to not know what i'm doing or where i'll be in a month. but it's all coolio cause god is in control. and he doesn't mess up.

i found this article after my job interview on monday. this is very comforting news to people my age.

this picture is just too damn cute. i think it's the best pic i've seen in a while. the caption reads: Blowing bubbles: Momentarily underwater, 6-month-old Aidan Serna swims toward his mother at a Waterbabies class in Santa Fe, N.M

and awwwww...it's time for another polar bear pic. the claws are just a little scary. the caption reads: Victoria secreted: Peeking out from between Mom's legs is 3-month-old polar bear cub Victoria at Hagenbeck's Tierpark zoo in Hamburg, Germany. Victoria is the first polar bear born at the zoo in eight years.

well, that's it for now. i'm looking forward to a fun weekend with the fam for easter!! and possibly an a's game on sunday...after brunch. woohoo!! nighty nighy kiddies

woah. found a few quizes. hope ya enjoy them. :)

"i want my two dollars!!"

Which John Cusack Are You?




discover what candy you are @ stvlive.com



what does this say about the boys i've dated?? muahahahahahahah

-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?



mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pie......

find your inner PIE @ stvlive.com


boohoo, not pink!! they actually didn't have pink as a possibility

BLUE You give your love and friendship unconditionaly. You enjoy long, thoughful conversations rich in philosophy and spirituality. You are very loyal and intuitive. Find out your color at Stvlive.com!

not that this quiz was any good...but it has to be known. this one's for kassey

Avril Lavigne, she's a disgrace to your kind.

What annoying Celebrity would you most likely wanna kill?



have i done this one before??

You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.

What kind of kiss are you?



i know i've done this one before. different results on a different day, i 'spose.

Say Goodbye

What Dave Matthews Song Are You?



"i have needs too!!"

You are Cio Cio San from Puccini's "Madama
Butterfly"!
You're quiet, unassuming, and conventional. You
don't like to make waves and so you are always
deferential and polite. But don't let yourself
be a doormat--you have needs too!

Which DIVA are you?



ohhhhhh, they applaud me. :)

You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of
exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic
and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an
ancient and noble house, you were married
(against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress
for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and
with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your
mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a
lettre de cachet for 14 years until the
Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean,
charming, you became a Revolutionary,
miraculously escaping the guillotine during the
Terror, only to be arrested later for
publishing your erotic novels. You spent your
final 12 years in the insane asylum at
Charenton, where you caused another scandal by
directing plays using inmates and professional
actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in
the arms of your teenage mistress.
You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.

Which Imfamous criminal are you?



i'm descriptive. hahahahhahha

You are a descriptive writer. An avid reader of
Robert Frost, perhaps, you LOVE to use flowery
words and use the paper and pen as your canvas
and paintbrush. You prefer to paint a mental
image rather than simply toy around with
people's minds. A very inspired person, you
love to be in nature and usually are a very
outdoorsy type of person. A writer with a
natural green thumb, perhaps?

What's YOUR Writing Style?



dang it, i thought i'd be some crazy thing.

You are normal. Lucky little you

What Self-Mutilation Are You?