this is what happy bears look like. horray!!!

Which random shout by the guy from Teen Girl Squad are you?

so i've had a few drinks. and i heard about hernandez and long being traded. big deal. t-long was an ass and waste of space. see ya. but ramon was a nice hitter, and good catcher. what, we're going to have hatty move back to catcher now?? i'm not drunk enough not to notice that lilly is also gone. super move. what the hell is going on?? hmmmm, i guess i gotta read up on who we got for lilly. i don't know what's going on...as long as we don't trade everyone away like the sharks did then we're okay. oh, and as long as mulder is down for marrying me, then we're doing even better. ;) night, everyone.

people of barrow, alaska: say bye bye to the sun. key quote, "the sun is greatly overrated." no surprise that this man works with computers. ;)

you go, girls. when i was pretty little, it was my dream to become the first female kicker in the nfl. i never really acted on it, but always thought it would be cool. just a little sidenote. :)

awwwwwwwwwwwwww. it's a baby hippo and da mommy!! :)

hey dude, olympic high-jumping qualifications are in the other building.
thanks to erik for finding it for me. :)

all right, so most of us have heard about the lawyer who was shot outside a courthouse near l.a. just wanted to share this with you. there's actually several different videos of this man being shot, also. i can't believe that so many cameramen would be shooting this, rather than help the man out. yeah, it is a guy with a gun; i'll agree that's hella scary. but you could have at least distracted him...thrown something at him. the gunman is obviously uninterested that he's being taped as he's doing it. freakin stand up and be brave.

mmmmmmmmmm. nothing like death by wedgie.

rrrrraaaaaaarrrrrr.

and because i'm a nerd, here's your awesome moment of zen.