If I go before I'm old
Oh, brother of mine
Please don't forget me
if I go
Bartender, please
Fill my glass for me
With the wine
You gave Jesus
That set him free
After three days
In the ground (bartender, dave matthews band)
all right, i just had a crazy "senior moment" that i had to share with the rest of you. i really really wanted to watch minority report tonight, but couldn't figure out why i wanted to watch it so bad. i knew i had seen it...but i couldn't place where/when/etc. i think i just wanted to watch it again because i knew i forgot the ending. well, it's sort of true. i had never seen the end before. it all came back to me about 20 minutes before the movie ended. i remembered a little earlier that i had seen this movie with lair people...probably over the summer. i totally remembered laughing when the old lady kisses tom cruise. i can just picture it...sitting in so-no-no giggling my ass off at that scene. but back to the ending...so all of a sudden i'm thinking to myself, "i can't remember this part AT ALL." then it hits me...we left the theatre early because we had to get back to camp for dinner. i now remember driving back...30 minutes of laughing on the way back because we left the movie and had no idea about the ending. during the movie, i wasn't really thinking about all this, but once i did, it all clicked. i felt so old...how could i be forgetting stuff?? oh well. :)
in other news...i'm not going in-depth with this since i don't want to be one of "those girls" who posts every damn thing that goes on in her life...today was a weird day. i sort of kept having these day-dreams...and feeling a bit sorry for myself. i really really hate doing that. i started cleaning, baking cookies, doing anything else to get my mind off of it. i sort of did. but i don't want to go into it here...that's what my journal is for. lucky you...i'll spare you the drama for a day.
a few links and i'm outtie. first, would you like to know? i dunno since i've never thought more than 3 seconds about this. i think i would like to be told...just so i could live out my last few days doing stuff like being with the fam, etc. but seriously, what would you like? i don't know if they could keep it a secret, like the article says since there are other people with telescopes in this world!! shocker!! and, one last one. this is the number one reason why i don't want to be a cop. night everyone...hugs to all...cause i need em right back. :)
Thursday, February 27, 2003
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back! (baby got back, sir mix a lot)
hee hee...that song is so fun. well, not much is new with me today. i was hoping that the peeps at the men's wearhouse would be giving me a call soon. even if they hate me and i didn't pass their little excel "test" they could tell me. arg. how frustrating. i did come across this article today. i was going to work for the city as an intern in september, but i got an email like a week before i stopped working at the lair telling me they ran out of money, so no internship for me. at the time, i was a bit bitter, since i hadn't been job hunting all summer. looks like a lot of people who work for the city are now without jobs.
my bears lost and sharks won tonight. i don't know if i'm happy about that or not. i was so freakin excited about the sharks this season because i felt they had the potential to make it all the way if they played as well as i know they can. i don't know what happened. it's not that they signed nabby or stuart too late...because things should have picked up if that was the case. but ahhhhhh with cal tonight!! they were losing soooo bad, then came within 3, but never got the lead. it would have been nice to see them beat the #1 team in the nation. at least i get to see them on sunday. :) oh dang, i forgot to take my clothes off when they play!! molly, did you remember?? they were playing without their good luck charms. d'oh!!
dumb davis city council. i told you they were a bunch of nimby's. but speaking of davis, i got a support letter from kassey today. horray for her and spain!! and, girl, you need to update your webpage. i don't know what's new with you!! either that, or i should just go to davis and visit ya. i still have your christmas present..what what??
and, once again...i like to sometimes check my horoscope. it's so way off sometimes that it makes me giggle. today was one of those times. it read: "A new relationship is likely to form soon, and it will probably be with someone who is already in your life. Perhaps it is someone you knew in high school and you're just recently back in touch, or perhaps a colleague at work suddenly begins to pay you a lot of attention. Romance is definitely in the air today, dear Taurus, so keep your eyes open for subtle cues from the men in your life." interesting that it says, "men" don't you think?? are they assuming only girls read it, or that all men who are taurus are gay? you decide!! but hilarious, just the same. men in my life, where are you? all right, time to read. hope you all have a good night!!
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back! (baby got back, sir mix a lot)
hee hee...that song is so fun. well, not much is new with me today. i was hoping that the peeps at the men's wearhouse would be giving me a call soon. even if they hate me and i didn't pass their little excel "test" they could tell me. arg. how frustrating. i did come across this article today. i was going to work for the city as an intern in september, but i got an email like a week before i stopped working at the lair telling me they ran out of money, so no internship for me. at the time, i was a bit bitter, since i hadn't been job hunting all summer. looks like a lot of people who work for the city are now without jobs.
my bears lost and sharks won tonight. i don't know if i'm happy about that or not. i was so freakin excited about the sharks this season because i felt they had the potential to make it all the way if they played as well as i know they can. i don't know what happened. it's not that they signed nabby or stuart too late...because things should have picked up if that was the case. but ahhhhhh with cal tonight!! they were losing soooo bad, then came within 3, but never got the lead. it would have been nice to see them beat the #1 team in the nation. at least i get to see them on sunday. :) oh dang, i forgot to take my clothes off when they play!! molly, did you remember?? they were playing without their good luck charms. d'oh!!
dumb davis city council. i told you they were a bunch of nimby's. but speaking of davis, i got a support letter from kassey today. horray for her and spain!! and, girl, you need to update your webpage. i don't know what's new with you!! either that, or i should just go to davis and visit ya. i still have your christmas present..what what??
and, once again...i like to sometimes check my horoscope. it's so way off sometimes that it makes me giggle. today was one of those times. it read: "A new relationship is likely to form soon, and it will probably be with someone who is already in your life. Perhaps it is someone you knew in high school and you're just recently back in touch, or perhaps a colleague at work suddenly begins to pay you a lot of attention. Romance is definitely in the air today, dear Taurus, so keep your eyes open for subtle cues from the men in your life." interesting that it says, "men" don't you think?? are they assuming only girls read it, or that all men who are taurus are gay? you decide!! but hilarious, just the same. men in my life, where are you? all right, time to read. hope you all have a good night!!
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
Want some whiskey in your water
Sugar in your tea
What's all these crazy questions they askin' me
This is the craziest party there could ever be
Don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't want to see (momma told me [not to come], three dog night)
wow, that was interesting. my computer just shut itself down. i've never had that happen before. and right in the middle of me posting...how FUN is that?? :)
yesterday, i went up to berkeley (again...it's an every other day thing i think) to pick up molly and go to watch the uc davis vs st. mary's lacrosse game. fun times. kelly kicks ass...as if you needed me to tell you. that's a sport that i don't fully understand right now. but damn, what a cool game.
yesterday also marked my second time at parallax. fun fun. kevin gave a good talk about being christian and having money. not too many peeps there, though. and it seemed like only 5 people were smart enough to tell when he made a joke. i also talked to jackson about how cool he is since he always has a lot of shout-outs on his blog. we decided that i have to say controversial things. like, "there shouldn't be war. we should pass out flowers to one another." so there you have it. gimme some love.
one last link for ya. horray for lake tahoe. it's more blue. hahahahaha, that was funny. it's a kindergarten sentence. time to do some reading...oh, and it's gonna rain soon. either that, or get colder. my ankles were KILLING me when i woke up this morning. there's your warning. :)
Sugar in your tea
What's all these crazy questions they askin' me
This is the craziest party there could ever be
Don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't want to see (momma told me [not to come], three dog night)
wow, that was interesting. my computer just shut itself down. i've never had that happen before. and right in the middle of me posting...how FUN is that?? :)
yesterday, i went up to berkeley (again...it's an every other day thing i think) to pick up molly and go to watch the uc davis vs st. mary's lacrosse game. fun times. kelly kicks ass...as if you needed me to tell you. that's a sport that i don't fully understand right now. but damn, what a cool game.
yesterday also marked my second time at parallax. fun fun. kevin gave a good talk about being christian and having money. not too many peeps there, though. and it seemed like only 5 people were smart enough to tell when he made a joke. i also talked to jackson about how cool he is since he always has a lot of shout-outs on his blog. we decided that i have to say controversial things. like, "there shouldn't be war. we should pass out flowers to one another." so there you have it. gimme some love.
one last link for ya. horray for lake tahoe. it's more blue. hahahahaha, that was funny. it's a kindergarten sentence. time to do some reading...oh, and it's gonna rain soon. either that, or get colder. my ankles were KILLING me when i woke up this morning. there's your warning. :)
Monday, February 24, 2003
Neon shines through smoky eyes tonight
It’s 2 am - I’m drunk again it’s heavy on my mind
I could never love again so much as I love you
Where you end where I begin is like a river going through
Take my eyes take my heart I need them no more
If never again they fall upon the one I so adore (grace is gone, dave matthews band)
first i'd just like to say, horray for the rain!! i love love love it when it rains. :) and fun times cause i went to the scrapbooking store and got way fun pages for my next album. which is pink!! woohoo!!
i had such a fun time on saturday with my girls. all i gotta say is that molly and i are the cal mens basketball team's good luck charms. somehow we bring them good luck when we have less clothes on. yeah for us!! but seriously...the party was so much fun. i was a little worried at first. there were a lot of fools i didn't know...who seemed so freakin old. i thought it would be more of a lair thing, but there were a lot of people there who worked with the lair kiddies who own the house in montcLAIR. which was cool although they just kinda stood there, milking their one drink all night. i really think that it was rebecca (my new favorite jap-xican), molly, kelly and i who got the party started. yeah dancing all night long!! we're rockstars. highlight of the evening would have to be pajama boy, though. who let him out of his cage??
all right...i'm still really tired since i got 3 hours of sleep on saturday, drove back to berk then back to freakmont and took a shower by 9AM on sunday...ithankyouverymuch...and for some reason i haven't been tired till about now. sleeeeeeep is gooooooood.
a few links for ya before i hit the hay. and i really mean hit the hay. i've got some hay over here i'm gonna smack. okay...that's just me being tired. i apologize. first, there is a new bio-defense lab that might be put up in davis. some people are FREAKING out because a monkey escaped from the research labs last week, and they think that if that happens, anthrax will soon be everywhere. let me just say that the monkey was in a cage, not some elaborate "box within a box" design like the new lab. freakin idiots. here's some FAQ for anyone who cares. and, the article about the new lab. stupid nimby's.
remind me never to go to albania. cause i'll probably start kicking ass and taking names.
and, for your moment of zen. a cute picture. the caption reads: Hey, that's MY Bic Lady disposable! Kasha Sundley discovers the Perry High School boys swim team shaving their legs and stomachs in the shower stall at the Massillon, Ohio, school. reminds me of the shaving parties we had for high school. except there was a lot more blood from the boys...and they made us shave them. and for the hairy ones, we got to shave fun things in their chest hair, like, "thug life." fun times. night, all!! :)
It’s 2 am - I’m drunk again it’s heavy on my mind
I could never love again so much as I love you
Where you end where I begin is like a river going through
Take my eyes take my heart I need them no more
If never again they fall upon the one I so adore (grace is gone, dave matthews band)
first i'd just like to say, horray for the rain!! i love love love it when it rains. :) and fun times cause i went to the scrapbooking store and got way fun pages for my next album. which is pink!! woohoo!!
i had such a fun time on saturday with my girls. all i gotta say is that molly and i are the cal mens basketball team's good luck charms. somehow we bring them good luck when we have less clothes on. yeah for us!! but seriously...the party was so much fun. i was a little worried at first. there were a lot of fools i didn't know...who seemed so freakin old. i thought it would be more of a lair thing, but there were a lot of people there who worked with the lair kiddies who own the house in montcLAIR. which was cool although they just kinda stood there, milking their one drink all night. i really think that it was rebecca (my new favorite jap-xican), molly, kelly and i who got the party started. yeah dancing all night long!! we're rockstars. highlight of the evening would have to be pajama boy, though. who let him out of his cage??
all right...i'm still really tired since i got 3 hours of sleep on saturday, drove back to berk then back to freakmont and took a shower by 9AM on sunday...ithankyouverymuch...and for some reason i haven't been tired till about now. sleeeeeeep is gooooooood.
a few links for ya before i hit the hay. and i really mean hit the hay. i've got some hay over here i'm gonna smack. okay...that's just me being tired. i apologize. first, there is a new bio-defense lab that might be put up in davis. some people are FREAKING out because a monkey escaped from the research labs last week, and they think that if that happens, anthrax will soon be everywhere. let me just say that the monkey was in a cage, not some elaborate "box within a box" design like the new lab. freakin idiots. here's some FAQ for anyone who cares. and, the article about the new lab. stupid nimby's.
remind me never to go to albania. cause i'll probably start kicking ass and taking names.
and, for your moment of zen. a cute picture. the caption reads: Hey, that's MY Bic Lady disposable! Kasha Sundley discovers the Perry High School boys swim team shaving their legs and stomachs in the shower stall at the Massillon, Ohio, school. reminds me of the shaving parties we had for high school. except there was a lot more blood from the boys...and they made us shave them. and for the hairy ones, we got to shave fun things in their chest hair, like, "thug life." fun times. night, all!! :)
Saturday, February 22, 2003
we had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. not so you could throw light switch raves. now let's empty that glow stick in homestar runner's mountain dew. (strong bad, "techno" email)
horray, it's quiz time!! i just took an iq one...but they didn't have a link to put here. it said, "you have an iq of 117. you are above avarage." do i get extra points for noticing that "avarage" is actually spelled: average. hahahahahahahaha
this is a fun one from the uk
What
lesser-known Simpsons character are you?
Brought to you by the good folks at sacwriters.com.
i cheated on this one. i want play karen's daughter someday on will and grace. she's HI-larious.
You're Karen Walker! You married for money, and
you enjoy every extravagant moment of it. You
love liquor and prescription pills, and make
hilarious judgmental comments about your best
friends. Keep it up!
Which Will and Grace Character Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
uh oh...this link has to be BELETED because it's not working. but i'm stong bad!!
and...i am still strong bad.
i am awesome, you crap for crap.
You are Strong Bad! You think you are soooo
awesome, but in reality you're just a crazy guy
wearing boxing gloves with a big head. Oh yea,
and you cheat a lot too.
and for you crazy kids who can't get enough of "everybody! everybody!" i found this totally awesome website that has a ton of easter eggs from homestarrunner.com. check it out.
horray, it's quiz time!! i just took an iq one...but they didn't have a link to put here. it said, "you have an iq of 117. you are above avarage." do i get extra points for noticing that "avarage" is actually spelled: average. hahahahahahahaha
this is a fun one from the uk
I'm A Sweet Cadbury's Dream!
Take the 'What Cadbury's Chocolate Are You?' Test
By Little Miss Alien.
holy crap!! this is so funny!! it's hard not to cheat on this one. i know i could have been smithers because some of the questions were like, "what do you watch on tv?" and gay porn was an answer. i did a random mix and got
What
lesser-known Simpsons character are you?
Brought to you by the good folks at sacwriters.com.
i cheated on this one. i want play karen's daughter someday on will and grace. she's HI-larious.
You're Karen Walker! You married for money, and
you enjoy every extravagant moment of it. You
love liquor and prescription pills, and make
hilarious judgmental comments about your best
friends. Keep it up!
Which Will and Grace Character Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
uh oh...this link has to be BELETED because it's not working. but i'm stong bad!!
and...i am still strong bad.
Which member of the Homestar Runner gang are you?
i am awesome, you crap for crap.
You are Strong Bad! You think you are soooo
awesome, but in reality you're just a crazy guy
wearing boxing gloves with a big head. Oh yea,
and you cheat a lot too.
and for you crazy kids who can't get enough of "everybody! everybody!" i found this totally awesome website that has a ton of easter eggs from homestarrunner.com. check it out.
Friday, February 21, 2003
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block (jenny from the block, j.lo....still in my head from last night...make it stop!!)
horray for rebecca and molly!! i had such a blast yesterday in berkeley/sf with those crazy girls. first, i just want to mention that the bart ride to berkeley was crazy. everyone was really quiet, and almost seemed really sad. i've ridden bart before at that time...with all the commuters...but it was so weird. after we got out of the tunnel, the sunset was so beautiful over the golden gate bridge. i've never seen so many adults smile like little kids. it was a strange moment. but anyway...enough of my obsessing over beautiful sunsets. i found rebecca, and we had dinner at a new top dog!! woohoo!! then, we got ready, went to molly's for alpha phi's invitational. it was a "celebrity" theme...and i could not figure out what i wanted to go as. i was a true biter, and went as "almost famous" with molly. although, i did feel like a prostitute...high boots, little black dress, and fur coat. ow ow!! it did come in handy as we're walking around in the cold in bezerkeley at 2 in the morning. and hello, can rebecca handle half a glass of champagne? no!! how can your tolerance be so low? we'll have to work you up for tomorrow!! hee hee!! so anyway...we were bused to sf at the manhattan lougne. it was weird...i took a little break from dancing, sat down and thought to myself, "if there was a fire in here, would i know how to get out?" we were underground, and don't know if there was a back exit or anything...and a ton of people there, and a really small entrance. my mom told me about this this morning. how crazy/sad is that?
today, my mom and aunt and i went to inga's (my granny's best friend) to thank her for the jewelry and visit for a while. that woman is full of so many fun stories. she was telling us that she's been to 66 countries. can you name 66 countries? geez. little background: she is in love with plants/trees and sells seeds from really rare plants to people all over the world. but all the stories she was telling us were pretty casual for her, "oh yeah, the 4th time i was on the amazon river, we almost died..." or "when fidel castro invited me to cuba..." holy crap. i'm thinking of going back, and really getting more of a history about her...taking notes, finding out when she went where at what time, etc. she also has this AMAZING backyard of plants that i want to take a billion pictues of....
and, tonight was pretty low key with my sisters. :) pizza and sliding doors is just what i needed. "sunday, sunday, someday!!"
a few links...as always. or not as always. hey, let's all go to merced. it's a happening town. hahahahahah, inside joke for me. the caption for the picture reads: Watch me burro my jumpshot: High school agriculture students haul ass after a loose ball during a Future Farmers of America donkey basketball game in Merced, Calif. The players had to hold onto their reins at all times and mount the animals to shoot or pass.
for all my nerdy friends who care about space stuff, this is a cool moon story.
okay, but i really need to get to bed since i only had 3 hours of sleep last night, and i'll have even less tomorrow night...i can feel it...
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block (jenny from the block, j.lo....still in my head from last night...make it stop!!)
horray for rebecca and molly!! i had such a blast yesterday in berkeley/sf with those crazy girls. first, i just want to mention that the bart ride to berkeley was crazy. everyone was really quiet, and almost seemed really sad. i've ridden bart before at that time...with all the commuters...but it was so weird. after we got out of the tunnel, the sunset was so beautiful over the golden gate bridge. i've never seen so many adults smile like little kids. it was a strange moment. but anyway...enough of my obsessing over beautiful sunsets. i found rebecca, and we had dinner at a new top dog!! woohoo!! then, we got ready, went to molly's for alpha phi's invitational. it was a "celebrity" theme...and i could not figure out what i wanted to go as. i was a true biter, and went as "almost famous" with molly. although, i did feel like a prostitute...high boots, little black dress, and fur coat. ow ow!! it did come in handy as we're walking around in the cold in bezerkeley at 2 in the morning. and hello, can rebecca handle half a glass of champagne? no!! how can your tolerance be so low? we'll have to work you up for tomorrow!! hee hee!! so anyway...we were bused to sf at the manhattan lougne. it was weird...i took a little break from dancing, sat down and thought to myself, "if there was a fire in here, would i know how to get out?" we were underground, and don't know if there was a back exit or anything...and a ton of people there, and a really small entrance. my mom told me about this this morning. how crazy/sad is that?
today, my mom and aunt and i went to inga's (my granny's best friend) to thank her for the jewelry and visit for a while. that woman is full of so many fun stories. she was telling us that she's been to 66 countries. can you name 66 countries? geez. little background: she is in love with plants/trees and sells seeds from really rare plants to people all over the world. but all the stories she was telling us were pretty casual for her, "oh yeah, the 4th time i was on the amazon river, we almost died..." or "when fidel castro invited me to cuba..." holy crap. i'm thinking of going back, and really getting more of a history about her...taking notes, finding out when she went where at what time, etc. she also has this AMAZING backyard of plants that i want to take a billion pictues of....
and, tonight was pretty low key with my sisters. :) pizza and sliding doors is just what i needed. "sunday, sunday, someday!!"
a few links...as always. or not as always. hey, let's all go to merced. it's a happening town. hahahahahah, inside joke for me. the caption for the picture reads: Watch me burro my jumpshot: High school agriculture students haul ass after a loose ball during a Future Farmers of America donkey basketball game in Merced, Calif. The players had to hold onto their reins at all times and mount the animals to shoot or pass.
for all my nerdy friends who care about space stuff, this is a cool moon story.
okay, but i really need to get to bed since i only had 3 hours of sleep last night, and i'll have even less tomorrow night...i can feel it...
Wednesday, February 19, 2003
"Craig, I can't. I've got my friend."-Arianna
"What?"-Craig
"I can't go swimming."-Arianna
"Oh. That's not the only friend you've got. And I won't give you cramps."-Craig (spartan cheerleaders, snl)
hahahahahahah, i think that's hilarious. probably because i can't really picture any guy i know saying that. :)
well, yesterday was homo's birthday. i took her out to lunch, and pigged out on the all you can eat soup and salad at the olive garden. yummmmmmmy!! but seriously, i can't believe she's 24. i swear yesterday we were swimming, talking about how nasty victor's feet were, eating phish food before our races...dang. time flies.
last night was my first time at parallax. for a while, the only thing i can think of is: this isn't college life!! it's weird to go from a group where you pretty much know everyone to knowing maybe 5. and, it's odd going from bible study leader, then m.c. to being the new person. it's so funny to me that people were all excited about meeting me when i walked in the door...cause that's exactly what i used to do. but okay, i need to just adjust...change isn't a bad thing. the first thing i notice is: the songs are different. ahhhhhhhh, don't change the songs!! but okay, i can live with that. we're still worshiping jesus. second, what the heck, there aren't 300 people? very odd to me. and, where are my girls at? how are we going to shake our booties at songs if i have nobody to shake it with? ahhhhhhhh. overall, i had a good time. nothing was really bad about the night...just stuff to adjust to. it was a good talk ALTHOUGH IT WAS ABOUT DATING...dang...us davis folk are usually warned. so we can skip it. hee hee. it's the same crap every year. but probably needs to be said considering there's a new crop of kiddies each year. :)
before i go, i wanted to bring this link to your attention. you might read it and laugh at this woman. i didn't. the scariest thing IN THE WORLD to me is being chased by aliens. i don't know why...maybe after i saw fire in the sky, i refused to walk anywhere by myself at night when i'm camping. which makes for some fun times considering i go at least twice a year, and i worked at a camp the last two summers. i'm getting better...i walked down from the vista after saturday night parties by myself like twice. i just don't like hearing sounds of animals, and not being able to see ANYTHING. but yes, the link. i probably would have kicked the crap out of the person who told me that the whole thing was fake. let me know what you think. :)
hahahhahaha, i just added this. i hate adding posts in the same day because i feel like people won't read the first one. not that i'm hysterically funnier or anything. but yes, i'm adding to this post. :)
so i was checking my horoscope today and it said something like, "the person you're madly in love with isn't worth it." why does my horoscope always have something like this when i'm not madly in love with anyone? not that i'd dump someone just because my horoscope said that. but i know they're not talking about mark mulder or brett favre. :)
i have to include this because my mom is so freakin funny. for those who are not educated, she's trying to mimic the line from the simpsons when ralph says, "my cat's breath smells like cat food." her screen name has been slightly altered. :)
Bestmom: my cat's breath smells like dog poop
Netters: it's: my cat's breath smells like cat food
Netters: you may just earn yourself a page in my quote book
Bestmom: finally
Netters: hahahahahah
Bestmom: woo..hoooo
Netters: you never say anything dumb like dad
Netters: so that's why you never made it
Bestmom: sadness on my part
Netters: but, shhhhhhh, it's our secret
Bestmom: I will just have to think like a dude
and what, we can't wear what we want? is this america or canada? hahahahahahhaha
someone took my idea. but now they want nothing to do with it. i want you all to know i thought of this first. :)
and, a cute pic for everyone. the caption reads: Quality time with the kids: A family of Barbary apes huddles for warmth in the Nuremberg (Germany) Zoo
"What?"-Craig
"I can't go swimming."-Arianna
"Oh. That's not the only friend you've got. And I won't give you cramps."-Craig (spartan cheerleaders, snl)
hahahahahahah, i think that's hilarious. probably because i can't really picture any guy i know saying that. :)
well, yesterday was homo's birthday. i took her out to lunch, and pigged out on the all you can eat soup and salad at the olive garden. yummmmmmmy!! but seriously, i can't believe she's 24. i swear yesterday we were swimming, talking about how nasty victor's feet were, eating phish food before our races...dang. time flies.
last night was my first time at parallax. for a while, the only thing i can think of is: this isn't college life!! it's weird to go from a group where you pretty much know everyone to knowing maybe 5. and, it's odd going from bible study leader, then m.c. to being the new person. it's so funny to me that people were all excited about meeting me when i walked in the door...cause that's exactly what i used to do. but okay, i need to just adjust...change isn't a bad thing. the first thing i notice is: the songs are different. ahhhhhhhh, don't change the songs!! but okay, i can live with that. we're still worshiping jesus. second, what the heck, there aren't 300 people? very odd to me. and, where are my girls at? how are we going to shake our booties at songs if i have nobody to shake it with? ahhhhhhhh. overall, i had a good time. nothing was really bad about the night...just stuff to adjust to. it was a good talk ALTHOUGH IT WAS ABOUT DATING...dang...us davis folk are usually warned. so we can skip it. hee hee. it's the same crap every year. but probably needs to be said considering there's a new crop of kiddies each year. :)
before i go, i wanted to bring this link to your attention. you might read it and laugh at this woman. i didn't. the scariest thing IN THE WORLD to me is being chased by aliens. i don't know why...maybe after i saw fire in the sky, i refused to walk anywhere by myself at night when i'm camping. which makes for some fun times considering i go at least twice a year, and i worked at a camp the last two summers. i'm getting better...i walked down from the vista after saturday night parties by myself like twice. i just don't like hearing sounds of animals, and not being able to see ANYTHING. but yes, the link. i probably would have kicked the crap out of the person who told me that the whole thing was fake. let me know what you think. :)
hahahhahaha, i just added this. i hate adding posts in the same day because i feel like people won't read the first one. not that i'm hysterically funnier or anything. but yes, i'm adding to this post. :)
so i was checking my horoscope today and it said something like, "the person you're madly in love with isn't worth it." why does my horoscope always have something like this when i'm not madly in love with anyone? not that i'd dump someone just because my horoscope said that. but i know they're not talking about mark mulder or brett favre. :)
i have to include this because my mom is so freakin funny. for those who are not educated, she's trying to mimic the line from the simpsons when ralph says, "my cat's breath smells like cat food." her screen name has been slightly altered. :)
Bestmom: my cat's breath smells like dog poop
Netters: it's: my cat's breath smells like cat food
Netters: you may just earn yourself a page in my quote book
Bestmom: finally
Netters: hahahahahah
Bestmom: woo..hoooo
Netters: you never say anything dumb like dad
Netters: so that's why you never made it
Bestmom: sadness on my part
Netters: but, shhhhhhh, it's our secret
Bestmom: I will just have to think like a dude
and what, we can't wear what we want? is this america or canada? hahahahahahhaha
someone took my idea. but now they want nothing to do with it. i want you all to know i thought of this first. :)
and, a cute pic for everyone. the caption reads: Quality time with the kids: A family of Barbary apes huddles for warmth in the Nuremberg (Germany) Zoo
Monday, February 17, 2003
Who's that girl
La, la, la, la, la, la, la (who's that girl, eve)
oh my goodness. just when i thought all my friends are engaged...i hear about someone else. congrats to michelle!! i heard it first from kassey's away message, then read the news when i checked my email. holy crap!! i'm so way excited for that girl. we share a birthday, and always have the greatest time together. we were meant for celebrating birthdays together i think. fun times.
a very very special thanks to jackson for adding just a little more pink to my blog. you'll notice that now all the links are pink. woohoo!! we braved the finale (sort of) of joe millionaire together. i think everyone watching in my house knew zora would be picked since she didn't care about the money. sarah was so concerned with the wine not tasting "too grapy" and pretending to be classy that i almost wished she got it to see the look on her face. i bet she wouldn't have come back, either...and evan could have the million to himself. and, jax, thanks for bringing over the sealab episodes. those are pretty funny. but not as funny as the comment jackson made to me earlier today online. for those who don't know...jackson is a youth minister. just a little background from ya. his screen name has been changed so you can't harass him for being crazy.
Netters: i'm having my favorite thing for lunch!!!
Netters: (besides ice cream)
actionjax: big poppa?
big poppa?? where do you GET these ideas?? but seriously, i was laughing so freakin hard when i read that. sort of random coming from him. thought you all might enjoy a laugh tonight. :)
speaking of funny, please please check out homestar runner. i know most of you have already seen it, but if you haven't i beg of you...check out strong bad's emails!! he's the reason i visit the site. i think his voice sounds like a mix between yoda and triumph.
okay, that's all from me...goodnight kiddies!!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la (who's that girl, eve)
oh my goodness. just when i thought all my friends are engaged...i hear about someone else. congrats to michelle!! i heard it first from kassey's away message, then read the news when i checked my email. holy crap!! i'm so way excited for that girl. we share a birthday, and always have the greatest time together. we were meant for celebrating birthdays together i think. fun times.
a very very special thanks to jackson for adding just a little more pink to my blog. you'll notice that now all the links are pink. woohoo!! we braved the finale (sort of) of joe millionaire together. i think everyone watching in my house knew zora would be picked since she didn't care about the money. sarah was so concerned with the wine not tasting "too grapy" and pretending to be classy that i almost wished she got it to see the look on her face. i bet she wouldn't have come back, either...and evan could have the million to himself. and, jax, thanks for bringing over the sealab episodes. those are pretty funny. but not as funny as the comment jackson made to me earlier today online. for those who don't know...jackson is a youth minister. just a little background from ya. his screen name has been changed so you can't harass him for being crazy.
Netters: i'm having my favorite thing for lunch!!!
Netters: (besides ice cream)
actionjax: big poppa?
big poppa?? where do you GET these ideas?? but seriously, i was laughing so freakin hard when i read that. sort of random coming from him. thought you all might enjoy a laugh tonight. :)
speaking of funny, please please check out homestar runner. i know most of you have already seen it, but if you haven't i beg of you...check out strong bad's emails!! he's the reason i visit the site. i think his voice sounds like a mix between yoda and triumph.
okay, that's all from me...goodnight kiddies!!
Sunday, February 16, 2003
If I had a shotgun, you know what I'd do?
I'd point it straight up at the sky and shoot heaven on down for you. (don't push, sublime)
hello my crazy kids. right now i'm sorting through some jewelry that my granny's best friend, inga gave to me. poor inga...she's been my granny's best friend forever, and now she doesn't have too much longer to live. she wanted to divide up all her jewelry among all the girls in the family, so that's what i did yesterday. i got some fun rings. nothing that i'll wear everyday, but some fun stuff nonetheless. i was pretty surprised at all the girls, too. there were 3 women my mom's age, one who is 6 years older than i am, me, and my two younger cousins. we had a tray of her stuff in front of us, and we all picked up every piece, examining it. then, we went around the circle, stating our favorites. i was surprised that we all had such different tastes...nobody picked something that someone else wanted. it was so civil. not that my family is anything close to uncivil. i didn't know what to expect...but we all were very happy with what we got. it does make me sad though; that inga will be leaving us soon. she's so much like my granny. they don't know their age, and act like little kids. for those who don't know....my granny teaches a "swimming" class to older ladies. they all just sort of stand in the water, moving their arms every now and then...but they all talk about their latest trips to vegas, or france, or whatever. they're so full of life...and i love it. but yes...sorting through all my rings. and by sorting, i mean trying them all on at once. :)
okay, so crazy story. i SWEAR i learned about this plate in college. and i don't remember them telling me it was a fake. check it out. this link has a picture of where it was found.
all right. i really have nothing else to say. other than watching hockey and the simpsons, the most exciting thing i did was reorganizing my closet. i just can't believe all the stuff i have. but i do need to remember that this all fit into a HOUSE for the last 4 years. i think i'm doing a good job fitting it into one room. well, two if you count the boxes of stuff in the bonus room. but that's all kitchen stuff. hee hee. okay, time to find some reading material...night!! :)
oh wait, i almost forgot your moment of zen.
"hey lisa, spell "ac dc"-otto
"a-c-d-c"-lisa
"no, man, you forgot the lightning bolt"-otto
I'd point it straight up at the sky and shoot heaven on down for you. (don't push, sublime)
hello my crazy kids. right now i'm sorting through some jewelry that my granny's best friend, inga gave to me. poor inga...she's been my granny's best friend forever, and now she doesn't have too much longer to live. she wanted to divide up all her jewelry among all the girls in the family, so that's what i did yesterday. i got some fun rings. nothing that i'll wear everyday, but some fun stuff nonetheless. i was pretty surprised at all the girls, too. there were 3 women my mom's age, one who is 6 years older than i am, me, and my two younger cousins. we had a tray of her stuff in front of us, and we all picked up every piece, examining it. then, we went around the circle, stating our favorites. i was surprised that we all had such different tastes...nobody picked something that someone else wanted. it was so civil. not that my family is anything close to uncivil. i didn't know what to expect...but we all were very happy with what we got. it does make me sad though; that inga will be leaving us soon. she's so much like my granny. they don't know their age, and act like little kids. for those who don't know....my granny teaches a "swimming" class to older ladies. they all just sort of stand in the water, moving their arms every now and then...but they all talk about their latest trips to vegas, or france, or whatever. they're so full of life...and i love it. but yes...sorting through all my rings. and by sorting, i mean trying them all on at once. :)
okay, so crazy story. i SWEAR i learned about this plate in college. and i don't remember them telling me it was a fake. check it out. this link has a picture of where it was found.
all right. i really have nothing else to say. other than watching hockey and the simpsons, the most exciting thing i did was reorganizing my closet. i just can't believe all the stuff i have. but i do need to remember that this all fit into a HOUSE for the last 4 years. i think i'm doing a good job fitting it into one room. well, two if you count the boxes of stuff in the bonus room. but that's all kitchen stuff. hee hee. okay, time to find some reading material...night!! :)
oh wait, i almost forgot your moment of zen.
"hey lisa, spell "ac dc"-otto
"a-c-d-c"-lisa
"no, man, you forgot the lightning bolt"-otto
Saturday, February 15, 2003
no singing, but no silence...just the sound of rain hitting my window...
sorry if the last post is kinda rippin on dumb girls. i also can't stand boys who hate vday. all the boys i knew last year who had gf's were so pissed that they had to do something. they tell me, "it isn't special anymore" hello, you're only 20. when was it ever special for you? these are the dorks who think that it's retarded to show your love on one day. they say, "we love our women all the time....we don't need one day to show it." hahahhaa, then all the gfs come to me and are like..yeah, cause he gets my ass flowers all the time. :)
horray because it is raining!! when i woke up this morning, my ankles were hurtin big time. i should have posted a weather warning for all you crazy kids in freakmont. :)
last night was lots of fun at kevin's. (hahahhahaha, that link actually works. i was afraid it would be a porn site.) the ribs were good, and i think we'll have to try cooking them next time for 4 hours to see how much of a difference there is. i don't think i've ever cooked ribs that long before. i usually pre-cook them, then throw em on the grill. mmmmmmm, ribs. and, i got to see transformers which was totally cool. although, i was so tired, i don't remember driving home. for some strange reason, my brother was outside when i got home and tried to scare me.
and, a few links tonight. the first one is because i think lava is cool. and i'm a dork. but i'm aware that i'm a dork. so it's okay. :) the second is an article i'd like you all to read. in case you're in the same vicinity, and you see someone with a gun, protect salman rushdie. people who want to kill him are stupid and retarded and mean. hahhahahahah me smart. later...i'm gonna watch shanghi noon for the first time. i know, i know...i hear it's hilarious. g'night!! :)
ohhhh, i almost forgot. so i took my gramps out to breakfast yesterday and made him a valentine and cookies so he would feel special on valentine's day. :) i just wanted to make sure he wasn't alone and stuff. (and background for those who don't know, he lives in this totally rad retirement community that i call dorms for old people. it's so fun.) so i guess they had a valentine's ball last night, and guess who was "king of the ball"?? yes, my grandpa!! my dad took some great pictures of him!! it's so cute because there are so many ladies there...and my gramps is sitting there in his throne. they gave him a red cape and this great big crown. i know he was in seventh heaven. horray!! so much for him remembering that i had fun with him earlier in the day. but, i'm royalty after all!!
sorry if the last post is kinda rippin on dumb girls. i also can't stand boys who hate vday. all the boys i knew last year who had gf's were so pissed that they had to do something. they tell me, "it isn't special anymore" hello, you're only 20. when was it ever special for you? these are the dorks who think that it's retarded to show your love on one day. they say, "we love our women all the time....we don't need one day to show it." hahahhaa, then all the gfs come to me and are like..yeah, cause he gets my ass flowers all the time. :)
horray because it is raining!! when i woke up this morning, my ankles were hurtin big time. i should have posted a weather warning for all you crazy kids in freakmont. :)
last night was lots of fun at kevin's. (hahahhahaha, that link actually works. i was afraid it would be a porn site.) the ribs were good, and i think we'll have to try cooking them next time for 4 hours to see how much of a difference there is. i don't think i've ever cooked ribs that long before. i usually pre-cook them, then throw em on the grill. mmmmmmm, ribs. and, i got to see transformers which was totally cool. although, i was so tired, i don't remember driving home. for some strange reason, my brother was outside when i got home and tried to scare me.
and, a few links tonight. the first one is because i think lava is cool. and i'm a dork. but i'm aware that i'm a dork. so it's okay. :) the second is an article i'd like you all to read. in case you're in the same vicinity, and you see someone with a gun, protect salman rushdie. people who want to kill him are stupid and retarded and mean. hahhahahahah me smart. later...i'm gonna watch shanghi noon for the first time. i know, i know...i hear it's hilarious. g'night!! :)
ohhhh, i almost forgot. so i took my gramps out to breakfast yesterday and made him a valentine and cookies so he would feel special on valentine's day. :) i just wanted to make sure he wasn't alone and stuff. (and background for those who don't know, he lives in this totally rad retirement community that i call dorms for old people. it's so fun.) so i guess they had a valentine's ball last night, and guess who was "king of the ball"?? yes, my grandpa!! my dad took some great pictures of him!! it's so cute because there are so many ladies there...and my gramps is sitting there in his throne. they gave him a red cape and this great big crown. i know he was in seventh heaven. horray!! so much for him remembering that i had fun with him earlier in the day. but, i'm royalty after all!!
Friday, February 14, 2003
angel came down from heaven yesterday
she stayed with me just long enough to rescue me
and she told me a story yesterday
about the sweet love between the moon and the deep blue sea,
then she spread her wings high over me, and she said 'come, come back tomorrow'
and i said 'fly on my sweet angel, fly on through the sky, fly on my sweet angel, tomorrow, i'm gonna be by your side'
sure enough this woman came unto me
silver wings, silhouette against a childs sunrise
and my angel said unto me
today is the day for you to rise
take my hand,you're gonna be my man, gonna rise, then she took me over yonder
and i said, "fly on my sweet angel, fly on through the sky,
fly on my sweet angel, forever i'm gonna be by your side" (angel, jimi hendrix)
happy valentine's day!! a day when most single girls piss and moan over how boys are so dumb and end up crying themselves to sleep because all they want is a boyfriend. these girls i can't stand. this holiday is how you make it. if you're single, then freakin deal with it. it's really a celebration of love when you think about it. and if you want to cry because you feel nobody loves you, be my guest. some people are too stupid to realize that you have friends and family who love you. this isn't really directed at anyone i know, but i just hate those kind of girls and need to vent.
all right...since we're on the subject of valentine's day and love, i have two appropriate links for you. this one is probably the best history of st. valentine...maybe because it's from the history channel. and if you're interested in what catholics have to say about it, check this out. i think it's nice to look back at the history of holidays and find out where it came from, and what it really means. i guess from there you can do what you want. i like to make cookies and eat candy. :)
she stayed with me just long enough to rescue me
and she told me a story yesterday
about the sweet love between the moon and the deep blue sea,
then she spread her wings high over me, and she said 'come, come back tomorrow'
and i said 'fly on my sweet angel, fly on through the sky, fly on my sweet angel, tomorrow, i'm gonna be by your side'
sure enough this woman came unto me
silver wings, silhouette against a childs sunrise
and my angel said unto me
today is the day for you to rise
take my hand,you're gonna be my man, gonna rise, then she took me over yonder
and i said, "fly on my sweet angel, fly on through the sky,
fly on my sweet angel, forever i'm gonna be by your side" (angel, jimi hendrix)
happy valentine's day!! a day when most single girls piss and moan over how boys are so dumb and end up crying themselves to sleep because all they want is a boyfriend. these girls i can't stand. this holiday is how you make it. if you're single, then freakin deal with it. it's really a celebration of love when you think about it. and if you want to cry because you feel nobody loves you, be my guest. some people are too stupid to realize that you have friends and family who love you. this isn't really directed at anyone i know, but i just hate those kind of girls and need to vent.
all right...since we're on the subject of valentine's day and love, i have two appropriate links for you. this one is probably the best history of st. valentine...maybe because it's from the history channel. and if you're interested in what catholics have to say about it, check this out. i think it's nice to look back at the history of holidays and find out where it came from, and what it really means. i guess from there you can do what you want. i like to make cookies and eat candy. :)
Thursday, February 13, 2003
With so much drama in the LBC it's kinda hard bein' Snoop D O double G
But I somehow, some way, keep comin' up with funky-ass shit like every
single day
May I kick a little somethin' for the G's and make a few billions as I
breeze through
Two in the mornin' and the party's still jumpin' 'cause my mama ain't
home. (gin and juice, snoop doggy dogg)
hello everyone!! i'm just taking a quick break inbetween running around and finishing emails and calling everyone. dang. i don't understand why some days you can be online, and 20 friends are on and nobody will talk to you. other days (like last night) everyone and their mom was IMing me..and calling me. i felt the love, thanks. :) i think everyone knew i was in the middle of about a hundred things last night and was trying to make me go insane. too late. i'm already there.
and a crazy rumor is finally confirmed...allison is engaged!! i'm so happy for her!! her man is super cute and from what i know, very nice. no more boys for her!! woohoo!!
these two links were brought to my attention by kevin. so he gets the mad props if ya like em. if you're afraid of the word penis, i suggest you go skip the first link. if you're rebecca, you go there first. :) the second one is pretty silly. anything you've ever wanted to know about belly button lint and have been to afraid to ask. weird, but i haven't really noticed any lint in my belly button since i got it pierced. they discuss this fact on the site, so please, i know you have nothing else to do. read it.
okay, i gotta get back to finishing up some more stuff. i'm sure i'll be back today. :)
But I somehow, some way, keep comin' up with funky-ass shit like every
single day
May I kick a little somethin' for the G's and make a few billions as I
breeze through
Two in the mornin' and the party's still jumpin' 'cause my mama ain't
home. (gin and juice, snoop doggy dogg)
hello everyone!! i'm just taking a quick break inbetween running around and finishing emails and calling everyone. dang. i don't understand why some days you can be online, and 20 friends are on and nobody will talk to you. other days (like last night) everyone and their mom was IMing me..and calling me. i felt the love, thanks. :) i think everyone knew i was in the middle of about a hundred things last night and was trying to make me go insane. too late. i'm already there.
and a crazy rumor is finally confirmed...allison is engaged!! i'm so happy for her!! her man is super cute and from what i know, very nice. no more boys for her!! woohoo!!
these two links were brought to my attention by kevin. so he gets the mad props if ya like em. if you're afraid of the word penis, i suggest you go skip the first link. if you're rebecca, you go there first. :) the second one is pretty silly. anything you've ever wanted to know about belly button lint and have been to afraid to ask. weird, but i haven't really noticed any lint in my belly button since i got it pierced. they discuss this fact on the site, so please, i know you have nothing else to do. read it.
okay, i gotta get back to finishing up some more stuff. i'm sure i'll be back today. :)
Wednesday, February 12, 2003
Well there ain't nothing wrong with the way she moves
All scarlet begonias and a touch of the blues
And there ain't nothin wrong with the love that's in her eyes
I had to learn the hard way just to let her pass by (scarlet begonias, sublime)
hey kiddies. last night was lots of fun at the siebel open. well, the first match was pretty entertaining...since it was andre agassi and michael chang. the second match was sort of boring. but it was entertaining for marshall and i since there were a lot of nerds there. we had fun giggling at everyone. i just want to say that i think that people who whistle at tennis matches are morons. (in case you don't know, when people whistle, it's the equivalent of booing.) but only the french do it. maybe some other european countries. but nobody else. i don't know why, but it drives me crazy when americans do it. maybe because i think it's the most retarded way to show that you're pissed about a call. that's why i like hockey. also, you don't see things like people drinking beer through a straw at a hockey game. you'd get the crap beaten out of you if you did. yes, marshall and i witnessed someone drinking beer through a straw last night. sigh, only at tennis...
on a very sad note, i heard last night that my favorite teacher from high school, mrs. roman, died this weekend. it's not the first time a teacher from high school has passed away, but i guess one that really impacted my life. she was my photo teacher and was one of the only teacher's i've ever had that pushed me to do my best, always. she did this for everything; every yearbook she worked on won major awards. she'll be missed...
All scarlet begonias and a touch of the blues
And there ain't nothin wrong with the love that's in her eyes
I had to learn the hard way just to let her pass by (scarlet begonias, sublime)
hey kiddies. last night was lots of fun at the siebel open. well, the first match was pretty entertaining...since it was andre agassi and michael chang. the second match was sort of boring. but it was entertaining for marshall and i since there were a lot of nerds there. we had fun giggling at everyone. i just want to say that i think that people who whistle at tennis matches are morons. (in case you don't know, when people whistle, it's the equivalent of booing.) but only the french do it. maybe some other european countries. but nobody else. i don't know why, but it drives me crazy when americans do it. maybe because i think it's the most retarded way to show that you're pissed about a call. that's why i like hockey. also, you don't see things like people drinking beer through a straw at a hockey game. you'd get the crap beaten out of you if you did. yes, marshall and i witnessed someone drinking beer through a straw last night. sigh, only at tennis...
on a very sad note, i heard last night that my favorite teacher from high school, mrs. roman, died this weekend. it's not the first time a teacher from high school has passed away, but i guess one that really impacted my life. she was my photo teacher and was one of the only teacher's i've ever had that pushed me to do my best, always. she did this for everything; every yearbook she worked on won major awards. she'll be missed...
Tuesday, February 11, 2003
Mama looked down and spit on the ground ever time her name gets mentioned
The cop said oy, if I get that boy, I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention
Well I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm goin'
I'm on my way, takin' my time, but I don't know where (me and julio down by the schoolyard, paul simon)
i think this is funny :)
Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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you won't see me in a porno anytime soon i guess...
Romantic movie! You probably won't star in a porno
anytime soon. You seem to be really into the
whole "love" thing...romantic sex
with perfumed sheets and candles all over the
place. You're probably a hopeless romantic. You
value sex and respect your partner too much to
do anything like porn. AWWWWWW! <3
What kind of porno would you star in?
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and horray, i'm my favorite drink!!
The What Soda Are You Quiz By Vishal
i dunno, this is the last one...for today :)
which stereotype are you?
i just wanted to put up e.a.'s link. hee hee. he has no idea that i've done that. oh well. i just think it's funny because it's the only time i've ever seen him not smile.
i now have links on the side, thanks to jackson!! horray for him!! i really didn't ask permission to link people. it should be okay. wait, i did ask dave barry. i emailed him and his assistant told me it was okay. fun times. you better read it, cause it's HI-larious. :)
tonight i'm gonna watch tennis with MARSHALL (who wants me to let everyone know that i'm going with him...hee hee). tennis is a dork sport. so is hockey. hahahahah. i really only say this so kevin will give me some love.
The cop said oy, if I get that boy, I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention
Well I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm goin'
I'm on my way, takin' my time, but I don't know where (me and julio down by the schoolyard, paul simon)
i think this is funny :)
Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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you won't see me in a porno anytime soon i guess...
Romantic movie! You probably won't star in a porno
anytime soon. You seem to be really into the
whole "love" thing...romantic sex
with perfumed sheets and candles all over the
place. You're probably a hopeless romantic. You
value sex and respect your partner too much to
do anything like porn. AWWWWWW! <3
What kind of porno would you star in?
brought to you by Quizilla
and horray, i'm my favorite drink!!
The What Soda Are You Quiz By Vishal
i dunno, this is the last one...for today :)
which stereotype are you?
i just wanted to put up e.a.'s link. hee hee. he has no idea that i've done that. oh well. i just think it's funny because it's the only time i've ever seen him not smile.
i now have links on the side, thanks to jackson!! horray for him!! i really didn't ask permission to link people. it should be okay. wait, i did ask dave barry. i emailed him and his assistant told me it was okay. fun times. you better read it, cause it's HI-larious. :)
tonight i'm gonna watch tennis with MARSHALL (who wants me to let everyone know that i'm going with him...hee hee). tennis is a dork sport. so is hockey. hahahahah. i really only say this so kevin will give me some love.
Sunday, February 09, 2003
Hello? Bev-er-ly! My old friend! How are you? Oh, my God! I love Hungry, Hungry Hippos! No, I didn't know they had tournaments.. What?! Third place! That's fabulous! No, I'm completely alone right now. Please go on in great detail! Ohhh.. oh-ho-ho! Ahhhh! Eeeeee!! Ahhhh! (will ferrell, bad doctor, snl)
yeah, it doesn't look that funny, but it's pee your pants guaranteed if you hear/see it.
horray for me. i don't know why. just because. :) i had a great time in davis this weekend. i saw "how to lose a guy in 10 days" with ROOM-ie. i wasn't so sure about it since i can't stand kate hudson's "acting," but it was time to watch a girly movie. it was actually better than i thought, pretty good writing, although no props to hudson. on sat, i went to the farmers market for fresh crab and the famous apple juice. after that, i watched davis get killed by cal at the rugby game. i'm pretty sure the score was a LOT closer last year. davis really looked like they didn't know what was going on, though. a few times, i'd hear "help!!" from the scrum, and i'm pretty sure it wasn't cal. poor guys. at least i got to see e.a. play. he's so adorable, and always full of compliments. ROOM-ie and i agree that he'll make some girl very happy one day.
not too much to report from me other than that. my head is really clogged up from allergies and that's driving me crazy. i feel pretty good, though...not too sick. that's why i really don't like allergies. i hate feeling sick because it somehow stops my brain from working. then i just sit there. and since i run around all day dancing, that would not be a good thing.
quizilla is fun when you're bored. :) it's not like i have a boyfriend to cuddle with anyway. which i was reminded by a "friend" if i even want to call her that. she asks me, "so what are YOU doing for valentine's day" knowing full well i have no man. i know she'll get the flowers, chocolates, dinner, etc from her boyfriend. she just wanted to hear me say nothing. dumb ho. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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yeah, it doesn't look that funny, but it's pee your pants guaranteed if you hear/see it.
horray for me. i don't know why. just because. :) i had a great time in davis this weekend. i saw "how to lose a guy in 10 days" with ROOM-ie. i wasn't so sure about it since i can't stand kate hudson's "acting," but it was time to watch a girly movie. it was actually better than i thought, pretty good writing, although no props to hudson. on sat, i went to the farmers market for fresh crab and the famous apple juice. after that, i watched davis get killed by cal at the rugby game. i'm pretty sure the score was a LOT closer last year. davis really looked like they didn't know what was going on, though. a few times, i'd hear "help!!" from the scrum, and i'm pretty sure it wasn't cal. poor guys. at least i got to see e.a. play. he's so adorable, and always full of compliments. ROOM-ie and i agree that he'll make some girl very happy one day.
not too much to report from me other than that. my head is really clogged up from allergies and that's driving me crazy. i feel pretty good, though...not too sick. that's why i really don't like allergies. i hate feeling sick because it somehow stops my brain from working. then i just sit there. and since i run around all day dancing, that would not be a good thing.
quizilla is fun when you're bored. :) it's not like i have a boyfriend to cuddle with anyway. which i was reminded by a "friend" if i even want to call her that. she asks me, "so what are YOU doing for valentine's day" knowing full well i have no man. i know she'll get the flowers, chocolates, dinner, etc from her boyfriend. she just wanted to hear me say nothing. dumb ho. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed
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Friday, February 07, 2003
Return to me
Cara mia ti amo
Solo tu, solo tu
Solo tu, solo tu
Mi amour (return to me, dean martin)
not that i really want anyone to return to me. hahahahahahahah. dean martin is just freakin awesome when he busts this out.
well kiddies, it's friday, must be time to head on up to davis. tonight is hanging with the ROOM-ie (kelly m.) and tomorrow is the rugby game vs cal. i don't know who i'll be cheering for since i know fools on both teams. but fun times since bezerkeley kids are makin the treck up. hopefully i'll be home before saturday night. i don't know if i can live through a hardcore lair party right now.
damn, i go there a lot. i think i might be od'ing on davis. i'll have to stop going for a while. which brings me to this next point: do i want to live in davis? i would say yes and no. yes, especially right now at this very moment, because all my cool friends live there. but what happens when they leave?? i love the town so much, though so that would be another reason to stay. and i would say that my number one reason not to live there would be that all my sports teams would be that much farther away. i feel like i'm in the middle right now, san jose, oakland, sf, and berkeley are all around me. which is a BIG reason for me to stay. and, again, what happens when all my friends move away?
probably the only reason i really want to live in davis vs fremont right now is rent. it's a lot cheaper in davis. some nights i feel like i need to be out on my own. i think, "what the hell am i doing with my life? i'm still living with mommy and daddy." but is there a whole lot wrong with that statement? my parents don't care and think it's a good way for me to save money right now. that's a lie, i know they keep me around for comic relief.
okay, enough of me ranting. you're probably not even reading this far anymore. for those that did, i have a few links for ya. the UN is stupid and should worry about other things. and, is this fool retarded? didn't he read any harry potter books? hello, he uses an invisibility cloak. i'm sorry. and, because we all need a moment of "awwwwww" in our day: click here. that's all i could find right now. no super-fun links. boohoo. leave me some love.
Cara mia ti amo
Solo tu, solo tu
Solo tu, solo tu
Mi amour (return to me, dean martin)
not that i really want anyone to return to me. hahahahahahahah. dean martin is just freakin awesome when he busts this out.
well kiddies, it's friday, must be time to head on up to davis. tonight is hanging with the ROOM-ie (kelly m.) and tomorrow is the rugby game vs cal. i don't know who i'll be cheering for since i know fools on both teams. but fun times since bezerkeley kids are makin the treck up. hopefully i'll be home before saturday night. i don't know if i can live through a hardcore lair party right now.
damn, i go there a lot. i think i might be od'ing on davis. i'll have to stop going for a while. which brings me to this next point: do i want to live in davis? i would say yes and no. yes, especially right now at this very moment, because all my cool friends live there. but what happens when they leave?? i love the town so much, though so that would be another reason to stay. and i would say that my number one reason not to live there would be that all my sports teams would be that much farther away. i feel like i'm in the middle right now, san jose, oakland, sf, and berkeley are all around me. which is a BIG reason for me to stay. and, again, what happens when all my friends move away?
probably the only reason i really want to live in davis vs fremont right now is rent. it's a lot cheaper in davis. some nights i feel like i need to be out on my own. i think, "what the hell am i doing with my life? i'm still living with mommy and daddy." but is there a whole lot wrong with that statement? my parents don't care and think it's a good way for me to save money right now. that's a lie, i know they keep me around for comic relief.
okay, enough of me ranting. you're probably not even reading this far anymore. for those that did, i have a few links for ya. the UN is stupid and should worry about other things. and, is this fool retarded? didn't he read any harry potter books? hello, he uses an invisibility cloak. i'm sorry. and, because we all need a moment of "awwwwww" in our day: click here. that's all i could find right now. no super-fun links. boohoo. leave me some love.
Wednesday, February 05, 2003
I wish that I knew what I know now,
when I was younger.
I wish that I knew what I know now,
when I was stronger. (ooh la la, faces, rushmore soundtrack)
horray for martha!! i saw the end of her show today, and conan o'brien was a guest. two of my favorite people in one room. classic. one i enjoy making fun of while the other is just plain funny.
i want to mention that i am intrigued by the new nike commercial. you've probably seen it. it's the one with the woman in the subway, watching the man eating a pretzel. she seems to be inspired, runs out, buys a pretzel of her own while zooming up and down the streets with her super fast shoes trying to catch up her train. nike, thank you. i bought a box of frozen pretzles today to enjoy.
i wanted to give a quick shout-out to caddy. i'm sorry if i harass you at work. but i am learning new things every day. now i can speak geek (eye dee ten tee) and know now to use "." when i threaten my friends.
and now, your moment of zen. if you haven't seen celebrity secrets on conan, you might not get it. but if you understand conan humor, you might enjoy it. night. :)
when I was younger.
I wish that I knew what I know now,
when I was stronger. (ooh la la, faces, rushmore soundtrack)
horray for martha!! i saw the end of her show today, and conan o'brien was a guest. two of my favorite people in one room. classic. one i enjoy making fun of while the other is just plain funny.
i want to mention that i am intrigued by the new nike commercial. you've probably seen it. it's the one with the woman in the subway, watching the man eating a pretzel. she seems to be inspired, runs out, buys a pretzel of her own while zooming up and down the streets with her super fast shoes trying to catch up her train. nike, thank you. i bought a box of frozen pretzles today to enjoy.
i wanted to give a quick shout-out to caddy. i'm sorry if i harass you at work. but i am learning new things every day. now i can speak geek (eye dee ten tee) and know now to use "." when i threaten my friends.
and now, your moment of zen. if you haven't seen celebrity secrets on conan, you might not get it. but if you understand conan humor, you might enjoy it. night. :)
Tuesday, February 04, 2003
Beauty's where you find it
Not just where you bump and grind it (vogue, madonna)
i just giggle to the above lyrics. oh man, and all this time i was thinking that beauty was where i was bumpin and grindin it. i'm such a slut. thanks for setting me straight, madonna!!
today was fun times cause i got to watch my little cousin. who calls me her sister. awwwwww. yes, adorable. but i had to wake up super early to take her to daycare in the morning, and her mom to work. well, it didn't qualify as waking up since i never went to sleep last night. what's up with that?? i did not like playing princess and the pea. usually if i can't go to sleep, i'll just get so tired of lying there that i'll eventually fall asleep. at least when i came home i took a good long nap. i guess i wasn't really awake when i went to pick my cousin up, because i looked in my car and noticed a car seat in the back and FREAKED OUT. my head had this conversation: "jeannette, when did you have a baby?" "wait, quiet down, you didn't have one....there's a reasonable explanation...oh yes, it's your cousin's!!" i swear i'm freakin retarded. but you can't call me that. only i'm allowed to say it. :)
but hangin with the cuz was fun times. the only time she was trying my nerves was when i was trying to get her p.j.'s on. she's running around the house, and i'm calmly asking her to sit in one place. she stops, gets an evil look in her eye, takes off all her clothes as fast as she can, and screams, "i'm the fastest woman alive!!" and freakin runs circles around me. i started giggling of course...so much for trying to be firm with that kid. :)
and a link for ya if you get bored tonight. it's a list of family camps that they think are pretty coolio. number 2 on the list is the one i went to as a 6th grader for science camp, then was a counselor there in high school. the lair is number 13...wtf?? it's number one in my heart, and that's all that matters. and you can get a latte there?? hmmmmm, the best i found was pete's coffee. but still, horray!!
this is martha stewart, signing off...it's collaging time
wait....i have one more link for ya. holla back at marshall. i guess we can't vote for him anymore. sad times. but i'm posting this link to prove that i knew him before he became a famous rock star. :)
Not just where you bump and grind it (vogue, madonna)
i just giggle to the above lyrics. oh man, and all this time i was thinking that beauty was where i was bumpin and grindin it. i'm such a slut. thanks for setting me straight, madonna!!
today was fun times cause i got to watch my little cousin. who calls me her sister. awwwwww. yes, adorable. but i had to wake up super early to take her to daycare in the morning, and her mom to work. well, it didn't qualify as waking up since i never went to sleep last night. what's up with that?? i did not like playing princess and the pea. usually if i can't go to sleep, i'll just get so tired of lying there that i'll eventually fall asleep. at least when i came home i took a good long nap. i guess i wasn't really awake when i went to pick my cousin up, because i looked in my car and noticed a car seat in the back and FREAKED OUT. my head had this conversation: "jeannette, when did you have a baby?" "wait, quiet down, you didn't have one....there's a reasonable explanation...oh yes, it's your cousin's!!" i swear i'm freakin retarded. but you can't call me that. only i'm allowed to say it. :)
but hangin with the cuz was fun times. the only time she was trying my nerves was when i was trying to get her p.j.'s on. she's running around the house, and i'm calmly asking her to sit in one place. she stops, gets an evil look in her eye, takes off all her clothes as fast as she can, and screams, "i'm the fastest woman alive!!" and freakin runs circles around me. i started giggling of course...so much for trying to be firm with that kid. :)
and a link for ya if you get bored tonight. it's a list of family camps that they think are pretty coolio. number 2 on the list is the one i went to as a 6th grader for science camp, then was a counselor there in high school. the lair is number 13...wtf?? it's number one in my heart, and that's all that matters. and you can get a latte there?? hmmmmm, the best i found was pete's coffee. but still, horray!!
this is martha stewart, signing off...it's collaging time
wait....i have one more link for ya. holla back at marshall. i guess we can't vote for him anymore. sad times. but i'm posting this link to prove that i knew him before he became a famous rock star. :)
Sunday, February 02, 2003
Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah (hallelujah, rufus wainwright...if you haven't heard this song, download it. it's from the shrek soundtrack so i know everyone's heard it. i've probably told you this before, but it's so beautiful.)
hello hello. as you might have guessed from my last post, i'm in a sort of pissed-off mood. and who can blame me? but i'm also in the phase of "horray for everything." this is the phase where i pretend life is worth living, the birds are singing, everything is wonderful kind of bullshit. don't worry kiddies, i'd never kill myself. i honestly LOVE my life so much. you all know this. :) but i just want to let you know where i am so you don't think i'm all wacked out on crack. well, maybe that's true, too. but i think this phase is important for a girl, because she needs to think that things are going to be good around the bend. and i know they will be. let me have my rose colored glasses for a week. and some comfort food. and kind words.
so as most of you know, i'm a wanna-be geologist. i would have loved to major in geology, but was afraid of getting really bad grades at physics and math. so i decided to minor in it. only to fail the last class i needed, and not being able to re-take it in time. it was all crap, the professor was giving us the hardest homework problems. retard. see, for the minor, the math and physics classes are not required. this guy thought i should have been stronger in math. poo on you!! i still really really love geology, and took a ton of extra classes just cause it was so interesting to me. (i should have gotten the minor cause i had the heart...but i don't live in a dreamworld.) after feeling several earthquakes today and feeling really excited because i knew so much about them, i went exploring online. i found a site where you could report what you felt, how others reacted, etc. so cool!! (for me, a nerd, I KNOW!! but you're still reading so shutup.) so i want you all to be safe when you feel the next one. first, go to a doorway and wait for the shaking to stop. :) but then, go online and check out the map of california, and you can locate the epicenter of the earthquake. and if you feel so cool as to describe your experience, go here and tell 'em what you felt. :) i think it's cool cause it looks like the faults were just releasing stress through a series of minor earthquakes. which seems to be better than a couple of major jolts. although, i wouldn't know since i didn't minor in geology. :)
i hope you enjoyed the nhl all-star game today. pretty exciting at the end. and who would have guessed that the nfl pro bowl would have at least one exciting play? did anyone see the last play of the first half? not only did the refs call an illegal forward lateral (which has to be BY FAR the best looking call...it's the, "i farted and it's really smelly" motion) but al michaels made a reference to "the play." i knew we kept him around for something.
so i have a few links for ya tonight. i didn't put these up last night because it was such an opposite reaction to my entire day. i was upset to hear that the crew of space shuttle columbia died during re-entry. i can't believe that parts of the shuttle actually made it to earth, including this. moment of silence please.
but honestly...people all over the world die every day. there could be a train that derails in india and 200 people die, and nobody really cares. why do these people get so much publicity? not to downplay their deaths at all, but it just saddens me that worse things happen and nobody seems to care. i think i get pissed at people who get all emotional over this, but as they hear about something like the train derailing, they change the channel. i'm not mad at you, just others.
okay. that's enough out of me for a night. don't forget to send me your applications. or maybe i should make one up. excellent....
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah (hallelujah, rufus wainwright...if you haven't heard this song, download it. it's from the shrek soundtrack so i know everyone's heard it. i've probably told you this before, but it's so beautiful.)
hello hello. as you might have guessed from my last post, i'm in a sort of pissed-off mood. and who can blame me? but i'm also in the phase of "horray for everything." this is the phase where i pretend life is worth living, the birds are singing, everything is wonderful kind of bullshit. don't worry kiddies, i'd never kill myself. i honestly LOVE my life so much. you all know this. :) but i just want to let you know where i am so you don't think i'm all wacked out on crack. well, maybe that's true, too. but i think this phase is important for a girl, because she needs to think that things are going to be good around the bend. and i know they will be. let me have my rose colored glasses for a week. and some comfort food. and kind words.
so as most of you know, i'm a wanna-be geologist. i would have loved to major in geology, but was afraid of getting really bad grades at physics and math. so i decided to minor in it. only to fail the last class i needed, and not being able to re-take it in time. it was all crap, the professor was giving us the hardest homework problems. retard. see, for the minor, the math and physics classes are not required. this guy thought i should have been stronger in math. poo on you!! i still really really love geology, and took a ton of extra classes just cause it was so interesting to me. (i should have gotten the minor cause i had the heart...but i don't live in a dreamworld.) after feeling several earthquakes today and feeling really excited because i knew so much about them, i went exploring online. i found a site where you could report what you felt, how others reacted, etc. so cool!! (for me, a nerd, I KNOW!! but you're still reading so shutup.) so i want you all to be safe when you feel the next one. first, go to a doorway and wait for the shaking to stop. :) but then, go online and check out the map of california, and you can locate the epicenter of the earthquake. and if you feel so cool as to describe your experience, go here and tell 'em what you felt. :) i think it's cool cause it looks like the faults were just releasing stress through a series of minor earthquakes. which seems to be better than a couple of major jolts. although, i wouldn't know since i didn't minor in geology. :)
i hope you enjoyed the nhl all-star game today. pretty exciting at the end. and who would have guessed that the nfl pro bowl would have at least one exciting play? did anyone see the last play of the first half? not only did the refs call an illegal forward lateral (which has to be BY FAR the best looking call...it's the, "i farted and it's really smelly" motion) but al michaels made a reference to "the play." i knew we kept him around for something.
so i have a few links for ya tonight. i didn't put these up last night because it was such an opposite reaction to my entire day. i was upset to hear that the crew of space shuttle columbia died during re-entry. i can't believe that parts of the shuttle actually made it to earth, including this. moment of silence please.
but honestly...people all over the world die every day. there could be a train that derails in india and 200 people die, and nobody really cares. why do these people get so much publicity? not to downplay their deaths at all, but it just saddens me that worse things happen and nobody seems to care. i think i get pissed at people who get all emotional over this, but as they hear about something like the train derailing, they change the channel. i'm not mad at you, just others.
okay. that's enough out of me for a night. don't forget to send me your applications. or maybe i should make one up. excellent....
Saturday, February 01, 2003
wanted:
one (1) man (not a boy) to spend evenings with. must enjoy watching movies, eating till our bellies burst, sports, the simpsons, and giggling to saturday night live. must love slurpee runs, and ignore my obsession with brett favre.
must not be a loser that leads me on. must take responsibility for his own actions. must not blame me for his own damn mistakes. must like to take me out every now and then and (gasp!) pay for me once in a while.
where the fuck are you?
send applications to me.
thank you for your time.
one (1) man (not a boy) to spend evenings with. must enjoy watching movies, eating till our bellies burst, sports, the simpsons, and giggling to saturday night live. must love slurpee runs, and ignore my obsession with brett favre.
must not be a loser that leads me on. must take responsibility for his own actions. must not blame me for his own damn mistakes. must like to take me out every now and then and (gasp!) pay for me once in a while.
where the fuck are you?
send applications to me.
thank you for your time.
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