wanted:

one (1) man (not a boy) to spend evenings with. must enjoy watching movies, eating till our bellies burst, sports, the simpsons, and giggling to saturday night live. must love slurpee runs, and ignore my obsession with brett favre.

must not be a loser that leads me on. must take responsibility for his own actions. must not blame me for his own damn mistakes. must like to take me out every now and then and (gasp!) pay for me once in a while.

where the fuck are you?

send applications to me.

thank you for your time.