Friday, December 26, 2003

you know it. you know the story. you tell the whole damn world this is bear territory!!
cal and their kickers fucking rock.

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

this one is for erik. hopefully it reminds him of a friends episode with monica and her diagram for chandler. "SEVEN!!"

EDIT: had to take the pic out because they changed it. sorry!!

hahahahhahaha, poor girl. i'm not laughing to be mean...it was just a random picture. Here is the caption: Blitzen, a young reindeer at the Santa Claus House in North Pole, Alaska, leaps on KTUU Channel 2 reporter Meghan Stapleton as Stapleton was doing a holiday story, in this image from television Monday, Dec. 22, 2003. Stapleton was not injured and even managed to hold on to the leash to keep Blitzen from running away, though he did drag her a couple feet


here's a fun game to play this holiday!! :)

and i gotta throw this story in the mix cause you know how much i love stuff like this!!

MERRY FREAKIN CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The war is so long


merry christmas!!




i've been a good girl. can i have this??


actually, all i want is this:


can you tell i figured out how to post pictures?? WOOHOO!! i found this out on my own, bay-bee!!
here's a cute tiger!! awwwwwwwwwww!!


this guy is like, "stop taking my picture and maybe i'll come out!!"


i'm glad the packers won yesterday. hopefully they can win the rest of 'em this season!! here's a pic from yesterday. the beatles were wrong: hugs are all you need.


awesome story...justice for the little lady.

fools, don't be jealous. this is the tightest name ever.
Automatic Halloween Costume Generator by kendokamel
Your name
Your costumeA Monkey Ninja
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


hee hee!!

You're Strong Mad
You're a great ball of hate and rage. You are probably hooked on steroids, which explains your aggressiveness, and lack of any intellect. You are a very protective person. You'll always have friends, because there are always people who will need someone like you, but it's not likely you can hold a relationship for very long. You're kind of a big dumb jock.

Which Homestar Runner Character Am I?

what the internet was created for: geeks to have a voice.

sorry not much of an update with me. things are winding down towards christmas and i'm super excited about that. hopefully this break will be the breath of fresh air i need. ttfn!!

Saturday, December 13, 2003

One last kiss one only
Then I'll let you go
Hard for you I've fallen
But you can't break my fall
I'm broken don't break me
When I hit the ground

Some devil some angel
Has got me to the bones
You said always and forever
Now I believe you baby
You said always and forever
Is such a long and lonely time

Too drunk and still drinking
It's just the way I feel
It's alright
Is what you told me
Cause what we had was so beautiful
Feel heavy like floating
At the bottom of the sea

You said always and forever
Now I believe you baby
You said always and forever
Is such a long and lonely time

Some devil is stuck inside of me
I cannot set it free
I wish, I wish I was dead and you were grieving
Just so that you could know
Some angel is stuck inside of me
But I cannot set you free

You said always and forever
Now I believe you baby
You said always and forever
Such a long and lonely time

Stuck inside of me
(some devil, dave matthews) sorry we're going with all the lyrics. they're just THAT good. :)

hahahhahhaha. i sorta cheated with this one. i wanted to end up joanna...since she's a girl and all. guess whomever made this quiz didn't liker her character.

Joanna
What Office Space character are you?


interesting quiz.
pho
You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal.

"And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever
immortal."


Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl
(Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum
(Egyptian).
The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life,
the number 0, and the element of fire.
His sign is the eclipsed sun.

As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optomism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.

Which Mythological Form Are You?


it's true about the "young at heart" part, now i need to find the "best to walk behind in a hallway" quiz and we'll have my high school days complete. dude. ;)
crush
crush
Which "Finding Nemo" Character Are You?


yeah right. i only wish i could give everything and not ask for anything for myself.
ELIJAH. His name means "My God is
Yahweh(Jehovah)." He was a man of great
sacrifice, and true bravery. Elijah challenged
450 priests of Baal, and stood alone against
them all. He was a man who gave everything to
anyone with need, and didn't ask anything for
himself.
What prophet from the Bible would you have most likely been.


horray, something that actually thinks i'm older than i actually am. i love it.
25 forever cool
My Inner Age



fun times
hobbes
You are Hobbes. You are loyal, suave, and very
wise and often are needed to get Calvin out of
whatever trouble he's gotten himself into. As
President and First Tiger of the Get Rid of
Slimy girlS club, you partake in Calvin's noble
attempts to harass Susie but you often end up
committing treason claiming to be wooed by her
feminine charms. You love food more than
almost everything and often have dreams about
tuna, salmon, and almost any other kind of
meat. Remember that the rumble of a can opener
can mean peaches just as easily as it can mean
sardines you crazy cat. As much as i know how
superior you are to Calvin and all humans in
looks, dignity, and grace, it might be in your
best intrests to not gloat so much in the
future. Little boys can be quite dangerous if
provoked.
Which Calvin and Hobbes character are you?

Friday, December 05, 2003

i know kassey will appreciate this.

I will mauled by a mob of midgets.



How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test
i am so sick and tired of hearing and reading USUCK, i mean usc complain about how they might not play for the national title even if they win. holy crap. do you want to know why you might not be in that game?? cause you friggin lost to cal you losers. and your schedule was hella easy. babies.
that is all.

Monday, November 24, 2003

this is what happy bears look like. horray!!!

Thursday, November 20, 2003

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

so i've had a few drinks. and i heard about hernandez and long being traded. big deal. t-long was an ass and waste of space. see ya. but ramon was a nice hitter, and good catcher. what, we're going to have hatty move back to catcher now?? i'm not drunk enough not to notice that lilly is also gone. super move. what the hell is going on?? hmmmm, i guess i gotta read up on who we got for lilly. i don't know what's going on...as long as we don't trade everyone away like the sharks did then we're okay. oh, and as long as mulder is down for marrying me, then we're doing even better. ;) night, everyone.
people of barrow, alaska: say bye bye to the sun. key quote, "the sun is greatly overrated." no surprise that this man works with computers. ;)

Friday, November 14, 2003

you go, girls. when i was pretty little, it was my dream to become the first female kicker in the nfl. i never really acted on it, but always thought it would be cool. just a little sidenote. :)
awwwwwwwwwwwwww. it's a baby hippo and da mommy!! :)

Sunday, November 09, 2003

hey dude, olympic high-jumping qualifications are in the other building.
thanks to erik for finding it for me. :)
all right, so most of us have heard about the lawyer who was shot outside a courthouse near l.a. just wanted to share this with you. there's actually several different videos of this man being shot, also. i can't believe that so many cameramen would be shooting this, rather than help the man out. yeah, it is a guy with a gun; i'll agree that's hella scary. but you could have at least distracted him...thrown something at him. the gunman is obviously uninterested that he's being taped as he's doing it. freakin stand up and be brave.

Friday, November 07, 2003

mmmmmmmmmm. nothing like death by wedgie.

rrrrraaaaaaarrrrrr.

and because i'm a nerd, here's your awesome moment of zen.

Friday, October 31, 2003

horray for catholic school girls.

Thursday, October 30, 2003

Hey little dreamer’s eyes open and staring over me
Oh little lonely eyes open and radiant

Wait until I come and I will steal you
Wait until I come I’ll take your soul
Wait until I come and I will steal you
Wait until I come and I will go

I’ve been dreamin in the night
Shadows on the windows
Lead oh and everyone go
Well leave me on the night
I wonder you lying?
I will not relinquish light

Oh little dreamer eyes open and raving here

Wait until I come and see you little girl
When we come I’ll leave with you too
When we come I’ll let you come low

Hey we’ll leave it all behind
Oh and then the nightmares
I’ll fill them in good time
Oh they will seat your mind
When the light hits
And you maybe’ll ask me
(halloween, dave matthews band)

horray for halloween!! dude, what other holiday comes even close to it?? i get to dress up as whatever i want, and go door to door and people will give me candy?? i am sooooo there!! oh wait, i guess not anymore. sort of grown out of the t.p.ing thing too. time to party it up!! "go big or go home. that's what they say."

anyway, i thought i'd share some history with ya. like i do for every holiday. woohoo!!

this link informs us that ireland is where halloween originated. and another one. horray for being irish. we invent cool holidays. and fun drinking songs.

and big props to TBC for another excellent ween toon!!

all right, that's all from me at the moment. have a safe, but hella fun halloween!!

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

beautiful.

Friday, October 24, 2003

i only got to watch the last inning of the world series last night because my little cousin was over and she wanted to watch shrek instead. which is fine with me execpt i missed out on this guy.

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

attention everyone. (any by "everyone" i mean the 3 people that read my blog.)

it has come to my attention that: Steven Seagal wants to be appreciated for his mind as well as his body. “I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day rather than a sex symbol,” the underemployed action star said, according to PeopleNews.com.

so please stop looking at him as a sex symbol. that is all.

Friday, October 17, 2003



i am Sheriff Hoghumper. tell me what you are.

Thursday, October 16, 2003

thank god for at least one article that agrees with my last rant.

and for good measure, can i get a "BIL-LY BUCK-NER!!" cheer from a drunk A's fan?? hee hee...he was mentioned in the article, and i had to do it!! i like how he at least brings up that it wasn't entirely buckner's fault. but everyone likes to remember that ONE play.

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

sweet like candy to my soul
sweet you rock and sweet you roll
lost for you i'm so lost for you
crash into me, dave matthews band

all right. all you sports writers and cubbies fans, listen up. the play last night with the fan interfering with a foul ball to be caught....DID NOT COST YOU THE FREAKIN GAME!! this comment cracks me up: "He possibly cost us the pennant, and I want to know if it was worth a $20 ball? What a loser." that was from a fan sitting a few rows behind the play. the fan's interference did not cause 8 (OMG, can we pause for a moment. EIGHT!!) runs to be scored. it was one freakin play that wasn't an out.

so all you whiners....SHUT THE HELL UP!! i'm sick of it. if your team was so freakin good, then that play wouldn't have mattered, and again, you wouldn't have allowed 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8 runs to score!! if you allow eight runs to pile up, you deserve to lose.

that is all.

Thursday, October 09, 2003

hey kiddies...
so i haven't posted much about the a's loss to the sox because i didn't even know where to start. and i didn't want to talk about everything, but i felt like i should share this with you. it's taken from an article from sfgate.com. the author is talking about how players should take more blame for their mistakes and stop pointing fingers at coaches and managers. all i gotta say is: bottom of the ninth, 2 outs, bases loaded, 2 strikes....YOU SWING THE FREAKIN BAT. geez, you learn that in freakin t-ball. arg.

"On the other side of the bay, Terrence Long complained that A's manager Ken Macha had been unfair to him. Long apparently is the only one who doesn't realize he wasn't playing because he has hit .240 and .245 in successive seasons.

Long was coddled by former manager Art Howe, who left him in the lineup so he could continue his meaningless consecutive-game streak, but Macha demanded results. Now, Long wants to be traded. The A's would be happy to oblige him, if only they can find a general manager who hasn't seen Long play. "

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

thanks to the other netters who found these quotes by a writer for MLB. i was feeling so bummed this morning, but this sure reminds me what a ride it's been.


What did the A's prove? Contrary to what millions of fans might be thinking after their ninth consecutive loss in a game that could have sent them to the AL Championship Series, they proved that they aren't chokers.

Chokers don't shrug off the loss of star players year after year and keep on winning.

Chokers don't put together four straight stirring second-half comebacks to beat teams with twice their payroll into the postseason.

Chokers don't fight back from a crushing blow like the one Martinez delivered to pull within a run and load the bases in the bottom of the ninth.

Four first-round bowouts doesn't make you chokers or underachievers or any of the other unflattering labels they'll be tagged with Tuesday morning. That's ridiculous. They make you a four-time playoff team with plenty about which to be proud.

"The fact of the matter is that Boston is a better team than we are," said A's general manager Billy Beane. "These guys took them right to the wire, right to the last inning, and once again, I have no complaints.

"These guys played their butts off right to the last strike."

Monday, September 29, 2003

please please please click here and check out the title on your browser. i really want to direct the author to this site. hee hee!!

Thursday, September 25, 2003

hey kiddies. i just wanted to post this great quote from the goobernatorial debate last night. "The moderator struggled to keep the conversation on point, stating, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is not Comedy Central. I swear.' "

no, but it should have been. you all know jon stewart would have been a billion times better than the other mod. yes, a billion.

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

Gravedigger
when you dig my grave
could you make it shallow
so that I can feel the rain
(gravedigger, dave matthews)

all right, so i promised that i'd update soon and here i am!! rather than overload you with stories and links, i'm doing one at a time. here are some links for ya!!

awwwwww, first we have a baby and momma hippo!!

and horray for polar bears cause we got 3 of em here!!

it's the original mermaid.

what i love about this story is that a guy actually did something i thought would be fun. but i'd never do...who knows if you get put in a pressurized cabin?? and the dude could have flown for cheaper in first class....hello!!

maybe this article was written by ghosts!! don't believe a word they say!! hee hee!!

awesome follow-up story from september 11 about a blind man and his dog.

and just to spice things up, a sort of sociological point of view about people online.

aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
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Pirates of the Caribbean!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)


good day, sunshine!!
Sun Goddess
Goddess of the Sun and there's no doubt that you
have a bright and cheery exterior!
What element would you rein over? (For Girls)



asshole
you're an asshole.
What swear word are you?


fear me and my battlecry!!

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Rampaging through the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Jeannetters! And she gives a low bellow:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys



and now, your moment of zen. cause i'm a dork and like this stuff. :)

Thursday, September 18, 2003

three cheers for one motivated dude.

i watched him play tonight...although he was in hella quick and it took 3 quarters. nevada was just hella good at third down conversions. anyway...this guy has hella guts and is an inspiration.

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

just had to post this because i told jackson i would. he yelled at me for jacking up mulder's hip (hey, i'm sorry, okay??) i said that i would take it easy on his other one and he replied with, "like it matters...go to town!!" so there you have it. i have permission to go to town on mulder. OMG...well i think it's hilarious...and that's really all that matters. :)

i'll give you all a bigger update later...i promise!!

Thursday, September 11, 2003

Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc, et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen.

may god bless those who angels who were called to heaven two years ago and continue to comfort their family and friends.

we will never forget.

Thursday, September 04, 2003

If I go before I’m old
Oh brother of mine please don’t forget me if I go
Bartender please, fill my glass for me
With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free,
after three days in the ground
(bartender, dave matthews band)

woah. just wanted to let you all know that i did feel the earthquake at 6:39:54PM PST. awwww yeah!! nobody else in my house did...i almost second guessed myself since i was in a recliner at the time. i sort of thought i had moved myself. but i didn't see anything shake from the ceiling, so i went to go investigate. netters the dork did a bit of research and found out that there was an earthquake...same time...in piedmont. it was a pretty quick one...just a *bit* longer than a jolt...but not quite a rolling motion. something inbetween. and i don't know how big it was...i heard 2 reports...one at 3.9 and one at 4.1...so i'm going with 4.0. not too big...but enough to go, "woah...earthquake!!" i get so freaking excited...hee hee!!

and i wanted to give crista a quick shoutout. thanks for emailing me back and filling in a few details about friday night. yeeeeehaaaaaaw!! i'll give more details on our escapade later. and props to sara (homo) for taking me out in the first place. :)

and now, please don't cream yourself...it's your moment of zen. ohhhhh baby...
quick post while i'm at work...more of a rant than post, but too bad. you're over it.

i'm so sick and tired of sfgate.com posting hella stories about the giants, and NOTHING for the a's. okay, i understand that it is a san francisco newspaper, but really...no rivalry...both are local teams. equal love, people!! there was NOTHING about the a's 10 game win streak, and something about a "2 game losing streak" today. i love how the title says, "a's drop another one." oh yeah...cause they've dropped so many in a row. if i find out who has been hating on my a's...somebody's booty is going to hurt like hell.

DAMN, RESPECT MY A'S OR FEEL THE WRATH OF NETTERS!!

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

I want a new drug - one that won't spill.
One that don't cost too much, or come in a pill.
I want a new drug - one that won't go away,
One that won't keep me up all night, one that won't make me sleep all day.
One that won't make me nervous, wonderin' what to do ...
I'm alone with you, baby.

I want a new drug - one that does what it should,
One that won't make me feel too bad,
One that won't make me feel too good.
I want a new drug - one with no doubt,
One that won't make me nervous, wonderin' what to do. ...
I'm alone with you, I'm alone with you, yeah.
(i want a new drug, huey lewis and the news)

all right, here is most of the crap i've been saving up. enjoy.

awwwwww, it's a polar bear!! the caption reads: Bear-skindiving: Josefa the polar bear plays underwater patty-cake in the glass pool of the Buenos Aires Zoo.

you know you like crank calls. and office space. click here for fun times.

homestar article!! and another one...bust out your atari...

big props to erik for this find.

damnit, i had the coolest pic of lance armstrong and his fam...but it's gone now. boohoo. just picture him and his kiddies holding up 5 fingers, for each of his tour de france victories. :)

are you a simpsons nerd like me?? look no further.

and look what i found!! quite possibly the best fight in baseball. nolan ryan kicking robin ventura's ass!! i totally remember watching this game!! funny thing was, nolan wasn't ejected. ventura was AND was susupended for 2 games for getting hit in the head by nolan's pitch and getting an ass kicking.

pic of the solar system

and yes, i found a few quizzes.
jack shiny
Duh. You are "But WHY's the rum gone?!"
You're not the smartest one in the bunch, but
you're sweetly appealing and you don't let
disappointment get to you. Everybody
identifies with you, because let's face it, why
IS the rum gone?
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?


The Princess Bride
I'm sure it's no big surprise to you that your
romance is The Princess Bride. A heartwarming
tale of "Twue Wuve" that has giants,
Spainards and swashbuckling. You really do
think that love can overcome anything. You may
be a touch naive but your heart is certainly in
the right place. You've probably got one of
those relationships where proper nouns have
been replaced with "Snookums" and
"Pookie Pie". Eww. Beware a cuteness
overload.
What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?


Congratulations on being manly (if you're a man), but you know you can get just as drunk on shots without drinking so much, don't you?
Congratulations!! You're a tall glass of nice cold
beer!
What Drink Are You?


and now, your moment of zen the caption reads: The aurora borealis arcs across the sky above Fritz Cove and Auke Bay in Juneau, Alaska. Earlier in the night, the northern lights erupted with curtains, waves, arcs and multicolored, pinwheel-like displays.

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

You ain't got no kind of feeling inside
I got something that will sure 'nuff set your stuff on fire
You refuse to put anything before your pride
What I've got will knock all your pride aside

Tell me something good
Tell me that you love me
Tell me something good
Tell me that you like it, yeah

Got no time is what you're known to say
I'll make you wish there were 48 hours to each day
Problem is you ain't been loved like you should
What I got to give will sure 'nuff do you good
(tell me something good, rufus & chaka khan)

hey kiddies...just a quick entry while i'm on a break at work. (wink wink!!) OMG, i was so excited to wake up this morning (around 1) for a little summer shower and lightning show!! as most of you know, i'm a pretty deep sleeper and with no thunder, i don't know how i woke up just randomly. i think that maybe i was a bit more awake with my little cousin in my room...who knows. but it was so beautiful. i have a great view of mission peak from my room, and that was where most of the lightning was!! i just can't explain how happy i was to wake up to that and hear the rain...all during the summer. sooooo cool considering it doesn't happen in cali that often. horray!!

Monday, August 04, 2003

I could not see
for fog in my eyes
I could not feel
for the fear in my life
From across the great divide
In the distance i saw a light
John Baptist
walking to me with the Maker

My body is bent and broken
by long and dangerous sleep
I can work the fields of Abraham
and turn my head away
I'm not a stranger
in the hands of the Maker
(the maker, dave matthews band)

hey kiddies. sorry it's been a while since i've updated. i've been super busy, and all the links i have for you have been building up. i'll bust them out shortly, i promise.

just wanted to give you a short update on the DAVE MATTHEWS BAND concert on saturday. it freakin rocked and you weren't there. what, jealous?? ha ha, okay, now i'm doing inside jokes. my bad. but yes, cream in your pants good. sucks if you missed it. he played, "all along the watchtower" and damn...it was awesome. i hadn't heard him play that in a few years, and i swear it was a thousand times better this time. they all get so into that song, i love it. and, he played, "the maker" which i had never heard live...just have a crappy download on my compy. nobody knew the words to it...it was hilarious. but i was singing away with my fake microphone...don't you worry. ;)

but sad news. my uncle larry who had surgery to remove yet another brain tumor had a major seizure yesterday and he's back in the hospital. they don't know what's going on yet, because they've yet to give him an MRI since he's still having small seizures. if you are the praying type, please pray for him.

related to that, i've been taking care of his daughter, my 3 year old cousin since yesterday. i've had little sleep this weekend since i had a wedding on friday night, concert on sat, and no sleep last night. but i did catch a 3 hour nap today. horray. not sure the status of this site for this next week...i might have to still watch my cousin, and this weekend i'm going up to the lair for BMC...what what!! sooooooooo excited for that party, baby!! but yes, i'll try to update this week. we'll see how much sleep i do get. but thanks for tuning in....

Thursday, July 17, 2003

it's quiz time, kiddies.

i'm shakin, i'm shakin...
Barbie Got Back
Barbie Got Back! Go you! You're the closest thing
ever to a true black Barbie. Shake that fat
ass of yours.
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?


hee hee!!
surprise
You have a surprise kiss! Your partner is always
pleasantly pleased to have you jump outta no
where to dote them with a fun peck on the cheek
or more passionate embrace. super markets and
work places are your favorite places to attack
your loved one with all your love =p
What kind of kiss are you?


this was just fun to take.
Environmentalist
Threat rating: Low. You are annoying, but too much
of a softy tree hugger to pose any threat to
the mighty machine of Republican progress. And
the FBI know where you live.
What threat to the Bush administration are you?


for tavo
you have for urself a pure thug...damn they are the
best!
What kind of Boy friend do you need?


erik will like this one...
Chris Pontius
You Are Chris Pontius! You love to party or just go
around and dance with random people. You also
like to were barily anything..It scares a lot
of people.
Which Jackass Dude Are You?


..and this one
Bam Smiling
You are a true Bam fan! You aren't a psycho like
the obsessed fan you are a great fan though!
And you rock! See Bam's happy.
How much do you know about Bam Margera?


ha ha...crazy
Ariel
You are Ariel AKA the Little Mermaid.

You dream of doing something exciting with your
life. You're going to make it big someday, so
you think. Sorry to tell you but, you smell
like fish and you can't walk because you have
no legs.
Which Disney Character Are You? (Includes Pictures)

Monday, July 14, 2003

She stares up at the stars when
The stars fell from her hair then
I bent down to collect them
And then she was gone

Oh, I sleep just to dream her
I beg the night just to see her
That my only love should be her
Just to lie in her arms
(sleep to dream her, dave matthews band)

hey hey kiddies. so i've been sort of busy...threw a bridal shower this weekend with the moms for my next door neighbor. fun times except everyone kept grabbing my hand...looking for an engagement ring. hello...find me a man first. then we can discuss a ring. ha ha!!

as most of you know know, i usually try to keep my political views out of my blog...and try to keep it a fun place for updates on me and links to pictures and stories i think my friends would like. i have to make an exception; i NEED to include this cause god told me to. ;)

here's a beautiful picture i just couldn't pass up on. the caption reads: Daisy chain: Water droplets on a rosebush stem reflect a daisy in this close-up photo taken after a brief thundershower in Lancaster, Pa.

and i'm not bashing anyone here, i just wanna give props out to whoever had 1,000 hours on their hands to make this. hella cool.

a moment of silence for our good friend, mike koll. for those who don't know, this is the man who founded the greatest place on earth...the lair.

so this might sound odd, but the dog i had when i was younger was related to president ford's dog. like my dog was the grandpup of liberty (president ford's golden retriever). i found some cool pics. she looks just like my dog. :)

fun story cause i'm a dork.

and, it looks like our questions have been answered. the mysterious blob isn't so mysterious anymore.

weeeeeeeeeeee!! says this polar bear. the caption reads: Spare The Bear Day: A polar bear chills out after the San Diego Zoo blew 18 tons of shaved ice into its summer tundra habitat. The gift snowstorm led to a rash of ursine frolicking -- very unusual for July.

woah, guess what they're bringing back from the 80's.

all i gotta say is eff whoever thought this brilliant idea up. no zito at the all star game?? replaced by that effer clemens?? hello, you didn't receive enough votes you dumbass. damn skankees...i mean yankers, i mean yankees.

this picture is just too adorable. the caption reads: A little help from big brother: Ten-year-old Luke Bader pushes his invention, "The Walk-Along," to help his little brother, Joseph, 4, walk in their home near Jesup, Iowa. The device allows Luke to walk behind his brother's walker and help move his legs. Joseph has a chromosome disorder that has made learning to walk difficult.

awwwwww, sooo cute!! a baby hippo!!

tour de france update for those who didn't see the highlights today, lance sort of took a shortcut!! beloki got into a crash (actually broke his femur) from the melting tar on the road and forced lance off the road, skipping one of the switch-backs. he kept riding...taking his shortcut...waited a second or two for the group he was with to catch up, and hopped back on his bike. it was pretty weird, and fast thinking on armstrong's part. and here's a beautiful picture from a few days ago. caption reads: Wheat roll: The Tour de France pedals its way through the countryside between Montgeron and Meaux.

and now, your moment of zen.

Saturday, July 12, 2003

i just wanted to let you all know that as i'm chatting online in my dark room, i'm looking outside my window at a beautiful, beautiful moon. it's sort of hard for me to describe it...but i'm going to try. the sky seems very light for this point of the night, almost a dark cobalt blue. there's a gentle breeze blowing a few puffy clouds. as they dance around the moon, they just glow, making the sky even brighter. what a great show.

Saturday, July 05, 2003

Maybe there's a God above
And all I ever learned from love
was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
Its not a cry you can hear at night
Its not somebody who's seen the light
Its a cold and its a broken hallelujah
(hallelujah, rufus wainwright)

all right, all right. so i promised you an update when i was at camp. here it is. i arrived on saturday to everyone screaming and hugging me when they first saw me. it was quite possibly the day with the biggest grin for me. that night was the "hollywood" party and i went as princess grace. (don't ask...there was a cool pink dress...and i felt like a princess.) it was a bit chilly that night (like 25 degrees) and walking down the hill from vista was a cold one...especially in a dress. sun/mon i took the day off with some peeps and went to tahoe. of course we had to hit up walker burger...but wait. can we just pause for a second. walker burger actually has their own website. fab. okay, so it was a very chill day off...still cold...and we hit up firesign for breakfast the next day. it was super chill...just hanging out...doing a bit of shopping and you can't forget sushi before we drove home. our car also stopped at this casino before getting into cali and i won $11 at the nickel slots. the lady was like, "BIG WINNER!!!" and i felt like a dork. we also had an interesting experience driving back...the truckers kept flashing their brights at my car...and we started getting freaked out. anyway, back to camp. i spent a bit of tuesday doing some reading (harry potter...which i finished in less than a week WHILE being at camp and hanging out...i should get a prize, kiddies...really). wed i took caitlin up to therapy (if you're not a lair person then you might be confused...it's only the best place to watch a sunset in the entire world) for the first time and then enjoyed the bachelor/bachelorette party at burly's. thurs i was chillin at the pool, and enjoyed the hoot. fri i chilled some more by the pool, watched the final show (hilarious) and partied hardcore at the berry. i got to stay an extra night...so this saturday's party i was jeanie (ferris bueller's sister) at the wreckfest (breakfast) club party. i had a great time at the lair...and it was really hard for me to go...but i will be back!! there are more scandalous things that happened (of course!!) but i ain't putting them on here.

i just have to mention that i thought mulder pitched such a great game but didn't win last night. booooooooooooooooooo to the effin angels.

and, i'm going to try to include some sort of tour de france update since i love watching it. after reading lance armstrong's book like 3 or 4 summers ago, i really got into watching him. so here is your tour de france update. lance armstrong is in 7th after the prologue, but only 7 seconds behind.

can we please have a moment of silence for the man with the sexiest voice?

what a beautiful moment of zen.

Friday, July 04, 2003

You've given me a true love
and every day I thank you love
For a feeling that's so new
So inviting, so exciting

Whenever you're near
I hear a symphony
A tender melody
Pulling me closer
Closer to your arms
(i hear a symphony, the supremes)

hey kiddies...
so i was away for a week...then trying to catch up on sleep this past week so sorry for no update from me. i'm gonna do some links first, then a recap of my week at camp maybe tomorrow. what what!!

but did want to mention that i had a fun 4th of july bbq with the ol' neighborhood. i was totally stuffed and got to do sparklers for my little cousin. lots of peeps on my street had fireworks (which are illegal...damn commie city workers) and really really illegal ones...like the big ol' ones you see at fireworks shows. one for sure didn't work, went up for about 50 feet, then straight back down on a house and exploded. insane...but i had a great night.

woah, this is just a crazy pic.

thought this was silly.
The kingdom of God is within you!
The kingdom of God is within you!
What Bible verse is your life's theme song?


hee hee...someone took a pic of my future husband. ow ow!!

i think most of you who watch the news might have heard about this. just thought it was an interesting pic to link.

when i first saw this pic i thought, "dang, that kid looks like he has a lot of legs...i must be tired." oh no...i wasn't THAT tired.

and now, your moments of zen. happy 4th everyone!!

Friday, June 20, 2003

I changed all my credit cards,
And switched all the locks to all my doors
You thought my heart would be destroyed
Look around cuz I’m chillin’ boy
(son of a gun [i betcha think this song is about you] remix, janet jackson)

all right, so i found a few more things for you kiddies before i leave. have a good week...i'll miss you!! :)

this pic made me laugh out loud. the caption reads: A scientifically minded minivan collects data in Westminster, Md.

i am pretty sure that i had a link to this story earlier when they were swimming around like crazy. thought you'd like an update. :)

oh yeah, sucka. guess which book i get to read this week!!

this is more like my lair-self. and i'm known as j-nut up there so i think it fits. :)
j nut
Magic Number13
Job9 to 5 Lifer
PersonalityA Worrier, I Worry That I Worry Too Much
TemperamentAngry - At Everthing
SexualWhatever, Whenever, Whoever
Likely To WinA Nobel Prize
Me - In A WordDivine
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack



and now, your moment of zen. the caption reads: Long-armed and dangerous: The San Diego Zoo's "Absolutely Apes" exhibit, which pairs orangutans and siamangs in the same habitat for the first time, seems to be a hit with everyone -- except for Karen the orangutan. Oww! night everyone!! :)

Thursday, June 19, 2003

This is the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin that body
Got evey man in her wishin
Sippin on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun
(ignition, r kelly)

all right i think i should do a little shout out to some peeps since i'm going to be going up to camp this week and will miss talking to them online. laurie, you're my girl...hold down the fort for me and find a scanner so you can scan some pics!! tavo, thanks for making me blush at work, be a good boy this week and matts, thanks for all your hard work this last week at your site. everyone who is still home this week should go check out the forums on that site. lots of cool smilies and stuff to talk about. but matt, get lots of sleep this weekend and practice your guitar. ;)

i wanna say hey to my girl, kassey. go hang out with your moms...she's bound to take you shopping sometime soon!! anyway, i'm excited for you and italy and hope you can enjoy your time here and truly relax before you take off.

alecia!! congrats on your graduation...you are da bomb...and you know that i love you lots. see you before i go!!

all right so as i said, i'm heading off to camp on saturday and should be back late saturday night. i will miss you all...but am really excited that i get to go see everyone at the lair.

so crazy stuff going on in the news the last few days. i can't imagine what is going through these people's minds as they set themselves on fire. talk about supporting a cause.

this pic is just too cute. i can picture the killer whale asking the dog to join him in the water. :) anyway, the caption reads: Mind if I sniff your stern? Henry the dog meets Luna the killer whale at the docks off Gold River, B.C.

hey, at least they got the color right!!
jeannetters
Magic Number17
JobSerial Killer
PersonalityUnfulfilled Dreamer
TemperamentAn Oft-Exploding Volcano
SexualStraight
Likely To WinNothing
Me - In A WordStartling
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack



i like this job MUCH better!!
netters
Magic Number17
JobSinger
PersonalityUnfulfilled Dreamer
TemperamentAn Oft-Exploding Volcano
SexualJust Say No
Likely To WinA Place On The Bench (For The Reserves)
Me - In A WordWhirlwind
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack



and, your moment of zen. you know i'm a nerd and have to always include something astronomy related. such a beautiful picture. :)

Monday, June 16, 2003

Down the street you can hear her scream "You're a disgrace"
As she slams the door in his drunken face,
And now he stands outside and all the neighbors start to gossip and drool.

He cries "Oh girl, you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?"
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green.

And so castles made of sand, fall in the sea, eventually.
(castles made of sand, jimi hendrix)

all right kiddies. so i didn't do a complete list of my favorite things in my last post. i'm sorry for leaving very important people/things out. it was just a few things that made me smile. so here are a few more for you: my brother erik who is my best friend. watching shooting stars as i fall asleep. being at the lair. dreaming of my donuts. driving by myself and singing as loud as i can. movies. cuddling. sparkles. sports. dave matthews. going outside at night and pausing to look at the moon. spooning. whispers. strong bad. love stories. roses. the simpsons. reading. :)

not too much is up with me today. i had a killer headache so i left work just a bit early. good thing i didn't have too much to do today. but seriously, i'm so excited for the end of this week. not only is the harry potter book due to arrive at my house before on saturday but i am also leaving for camp that day!! what what!! :) i am so excited...not only to take a break but to get to see all my friends again. i don't think you're ready for this jelly.

and as always, links for you. they're all really random, but hey, that's what this blog is all about. the first one is a monkey!!

oh, and so is this one!!

HI-larious. anyone who's been to a sporting event recently knows what a kiss cam is. so a camera guy finds a couple during a break in play, and puts their picture up on the big screen urging them to kiss. usually, the last one is two guy fans from the "other team" and everyone laughs hysterically because they NEVER kiss. anyway, you just never know who you might find. :)

seriously people. who thought this up?? someone's gonna get beat down soon.

eh?? calling all canucks. i have found your secret website. matts, i'm sorry. ;)

this is a cute story about a woman who wants to hug hella people. if i were the guy, i'd want to hug her too!!

what is wrong with this picture??

erik found this cute one for me.

oh, and he probably found this one as well. i can't remember right now. i'm a little tired.

all right, bed time. here's your moment of zen. it's one of those, "netters, i love that you are such a good friend to me" presents. ;) sleep well, kiddies.

Tuesday, June 10, 2003

I've just seen a face,
I can't forget the time or place
Where we just meet.
She's just the girl for me
And want all the world to see
We've met, mmm-mmm-mmm-m'mmm-mmm.
Had it been another day
I might have looked the other way
And I'd have never been aware.
But as it is I'll dream of her
Tonight, di-di-di-di'n'di.
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling
Me back again.
I have never known
The like of this, I've been alone
And I have missed things
And kept out of sight
But other girls were never quite
Like this, da-da-n'da-da'n'da.
(i've just seen a face, the beatles)


all right, so it's been a while since i've posted. when i tried a few days ago, my comp froze in the middle of me publishing which made me mad. boooooooo. but here i am again...hoping this will work. so let's start with fun stuff last week. i went up to davis a while back and got to boogie down with k to the ass!! i mean, kassey!! so much fun chugging wine coolers in the parking lot of the rage. ghetto!! but thanks for fun times. :) i also took my little cousin (who's 3) to see "finding nemo." it was her first time at the movies and she was pretty good, only got up once to sit in my lap. i have to mention that this is a pretty scary movie for kids her age. lots of scary music..and the dentist's niece (?) is a freakin psycho. but anyway, the cutest moment was after all the previews ended, she looked up at me and said, "this is going to be fun." i also watched her last week for a few days while her dad/my uncle had surgery on his brain tumor. thanks to everyone who was praying...he got to go home a day early and is doing great. :)

horray...this is the paragraph for matt!! he is one awesome dude. you should all go here and check out his cool site. it's his band's site and i must say that i'm very impressed. i bought a cd a week ago and it is grrrrrrrrrrrreat. seriously, go to the site and order one. but check out the forums too. it's on the same site. why are you still reading?? go there!! he's also a super cool mod on this site. i want to take this time and thank him once again for giving me the coolest concert ever. i was in heaven. :)

and always...links have been piling up since i haven't posted in a while. enjoy. (i want to mention that yes, a few links are a little old, but i found them when they were fresh and new, and still want to share them with you. so there.)

chizzeckle this shiznit out. it's really funny to do with a regular site, then a weird one, like mine. enjoy!! :)

poor little mermaid. if i find out who you are, you're getting a serious beating.

this is for all my homies at the lair. more cowbell!!

woah. women, we're in trouble.

awwwwwwwww, it's another polar bear!!

thanks to erik for helping me find this cute monkey. oh ohhh ahhh ahhhh!!

and sigh, how i miss doing stuff like this. oh wait. i'm going to be at the lair soon. woohoo!!

sad times. the caption reads: History sheds a tear: Water rises over Chinese characters carved into a wall at the Qutang Gorge of the Yangtze River. Within days, the ancient inscriptions will be submerged forever as the reservoir for the controversial Three Gorges Dam fills. The site is just one of hundreds of archaelogical treasures that are being sacrificed to progress.

i don't know why, but i really feel like sharing a few of my favorite things with you. i feel blessed to have such a wonderful life, and take such joy in simple things...like slurpees. but seriously, these things are just awesome to me. the color pink. sunsets. sunrises. the moon. stars. fireworks. drunk boys speaking in spanish to me. strawberries. music. concerts. hugs. kisses.

your moment of zen tonight?? surround yourself with some pillows as you're going to bed. ;)

Thursday, May 29, 2003

Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways

But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh
(oops i did it again, britney spears...i heard this on the radio 3 times today and felt i had to share it with you...i hope it stays in your head as long as it does in mine.)

hey hey, not much of an update with me today. i got a temp. job at TMW again for a few months. i'm not super excited because i'd like to have a real job...doing other stuff i guess. but i shouldn't be too picky since jobs are hard to get right now. i'm also going to davis tomorrow to hang out with kassey. what what!! i have a few links for ya:

awwwwwwwwwwww, it's a baby tiger!!

i found this one thanks to dave barry. it's if you have a bit of time to kill.

oh, this is also a fun link if you're bored and want to spank the monkey. my high score was 807.

and this is just hilarious because they drop off porn to the davis library!! random!!

and now, your moments of zen.

Monday, May 26, 2003

Suzanne, you're all that I wanted of a girl
You're all that I need in the world
I'm your child, make me blush, drive me wild
Suzanne, you're all that I wanted

When I met you I was all alone
Cold and hungry cryin' on the phone
You baked me brownies and said, 'Don't you cry'
And gave me the coat off your back

Suzanne, you're all that I wanted of a girl
You're all that I need in the world
I'm your child, make me blush, drive me wild
Suzanne, you're all that I wanted

Even Izzy, Slash and Axl Rose
When I call, you put 'em all on hold
And say to me that you'd do anything
And all I can do is say that
I haven't much I can give you in return
Only my heart and a promise not to turn
But I sing to you every day and every night
Suzanne, I'm your man

Suzanne, you're all that I wanted of a girl
You're all that I need in the world
I'm your child, make me blush, drive me wild
Suzanne, you're all that I wanted
Of a girl
(suzanne, weezer)

so most of you know that i'm not the fondest of my middle name, suzanne. i was always afraid kids in elementary school would start singing, "old susanna." man, how i hated that song. but really, i didn't want people to know what my middle name was. and being sung that song was the only reason i had for not wanting to tell them. i totally forgot about this song until recently. i'm in a weird mood today, don't really want to talk about it, but wanted the song to be the majority of my entry. i'm looking for a guy who will write a song like this about me someday. and yes, you can sing this song to me. :)

Sunday, May 25, 2003

Happy 21st Birthday to my little bro, ERIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You have the face of an alcoholic."

Saturday, May 24, 2003

John Baptist he's walking to me with the Maker
My body is bent and broken by long and dangerous sleep
I can't work the fields of Abraham and turn my head away
I'm not a stranger in the hands of the Maker
(the maker, dave matthews band)

oh man, the last few days have been so fun filled. here's a little recap. thurs: met with sexy rebecca, went to molly's grad at berkeley at the greek....soooo hot!! (with roomie calling in the middle...who's working this weekend at the lair. crazy praise for her!!) after, rebecca and i hit up raleigh's where we shared (actually rebe was knocked out pretty quick...) a pitcher of pear cider. i haven't had that stuff in like a year!! we had weird waiters who went to the back to smoke pot...totally obvious. :) ride to bart was a little strange. for one, i was getting off my pear cider buzz, and i ran into this guy who looked EXACTLY like my grandfather who died when i was 8. he was a lot smaller, though...but was clearly insane/crazy. after talking to a lot of people and pointing at me, he got off at bayfair (where my granny still lives) and said to me, "just wanted to let you know that i'm your grand dad." how weird is that???

fri: i went to visit crista in santa cruz to hang out and catch up. we had lunch at pizza my heart and after, i found a new piercing for the belly button. :) btw, when i got my piercing a few years ago, the guy looked a lot like this guy. random that i just found this. he had all these pics of himself hanging like that. anyway, i came home early cause i had an a's game to go to!!!!!!! and omg...MULDER WAS PITCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we had great seats, got a wonderful dinner with our tix (i'm expecting hot dog and soda, but it's this totally yummy buffet). erik got his name in lights cause it's his 21st birthday tomorrow!! ummm, did i mention that i finally got to see MULDER PITCHING!!!! i also saw the craziest play ever: some dude at second for the twins, goes to score on a hit from another dude...rounds third and FORGETS to touch third, goes home to score...mulder quickly throws to miggy at third and THE GUY IS OUT!!! ha ha to dumb players who don't touch third. that's what you get. he was later quoted as saying, "i knew i had to cheat so i didn't get out." oh yeah, your coach is gonna love that. mulder pitched his 5th complete game in his last 6 games...this one also very quick (2 hours, 5 minutes)...a little too quick cause we had a wait a while for it to become dark for the fireworks...amazing, totally beautiful and really long...but some shot out from mt. davis on the top, and started a small fire...we could smell (most likely toxic) fumes after the game!! i got a new beanie...yellow and green stripes with a yellow "a's" logo and a new shirt. you're gonna die when you see it!! so for the 20th streak game last year, i made a sign that says, "there's an A in streAk" sort of a take-off on the whole a's marketing theme that year. well, now they have shirts that say, "there is an A in streAk" and they have the schedule and score of the 20 games on the back. hello, that $hit was copyrighted by me. hee hee!! but how cool, huh??!!

here are a few cool pics i found. the first is of a baby gorilla. awwwwww. the caption reads: No-hands nursing: Martha, a Western Lowland gorilla, cradles her 5-month-old baby girl at the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas. The zoo is holding a contest to name the infant. and this one is a cute baby elephant!!

i found this a while back and wanted to share it since it brought a smile to my face. Girls: here are Five Secrets To A Perfect Relationship
1. It is important to find a man that helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important to find a man that makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important to find a man that is good in bed and loves making love
to you.
And finally...
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. wa waaaa waaaaaaaaaaa!!!

and of course, i found some quizzes.
Death
You are "The Sick Rose" by William Blake.
This poem was written to warn women of the
impropieties of loose morals. Or maybe its
about gardening. Anyway, seething with sexual
imagery, it leaves to wonder what type of
person are you really? Fun-loving nature-lover
or some sexual pervert. (In the second case,
email me)
Which Poem Are You?


kiss my ass2
congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud
which happy bunny are you?


all you college grads, your moment of zen. join the club. :)

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time
(el scorcho, weezer...this is for rebecca!!)

I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
(el scorcho, weezer...ahhhhh, i love this song. that is for me!!) :)

all right, i've already tried to post all this junk earlier, but my comp froze right before i was about to publish. boohoo. here i go again. a lot of links...little update. :) last week was a lot of fun, i got to watch erik play hockey for the first time, almost get hit in the head with the puck as i'm taping him, watch my little cousin, go to davis to party down with kelly a. white-trash-style, celebrate everyone's birthday in may with a little dinner at the nijo castle, go to allison's wedding and do a lot of reading!! yeah for me!! all right, more about me later...here are some links i found the last couple of days. :)

for all you astronomy dorks, you might like this picture of neptune. :)

this is awesome...is it a picture of god's eye??

i hope that all of you caught at least a glimpse of this last thrusday night.

this is one monkey that you don't want to mess with.

awwwwwwww, so sad. kobe is crying and the rest of the world is so happy that the dumb lakers are out of the running!!

here's a pic that erik found for me. weird that jim carrey's number and last name are the same as one of the best sharks players ever!! :)

this is one amazing story. the caption reads: Seven-year-old infiltrates the U.S.: Mitchel Hernder rode his bike from his home in Niagara Falls, Ontario, 8 1/2 miles into the United States. Apparently no one at U.S. Customs stopped him as he pedaled by. Customs isn't sure how he managed that.

i don't know if i've linked this article about mulder before or not. but here it is...for your viewing pleasure. woohoo!! :)

put this story in the "no shit sherlock" department. who in the heck first thought this up??

and, a few quizzes for you...hee hee!!
B-b-b-buster!
You are a Bustier. Bold, beautiful and quite
compelling. Go girl..and umm...some boys!
What type of Lingerie are you?



You are "Satine"
Which Moulin Rouger are you?



Coca Cola Slurpee!
What Flavor Slurpee Are You?


and now, your moment of zen.

Saturday, May 10, 2003

Hey, my friend
It seems your eyes are troubled
Care to share your time with me
Would you say you're feeling low and so
A good idea would be to get it off of your mind

See, you and me
Have a better time than most can dream
Have it better than the best
And so can pull on through
Whatever tears at us
Whatever holds us down
And if nothing can be done
We'll make the best of what's around
(best of what's around, dave matthews band)

so i'm not sure how many of you out there watch alias (on abc, i think) but the season finale was WAY OUT OF CONTROL. i had never seen the show before, and decided to watch the 2 hour finale with my mom last sunday. what the hell...what a crappy way to end it. i mean, great job, i'm really hanging on the edge of my seat...but ahhhhhhhhhh!! I HAD NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE AND NOW I CARE ABOUT IT. i have so many unanswered questions. boooooooooooo.

i want to mention that now i *really* am turning into martha stewart. i got a really nice roasting pan along with two cool books (one roasting, one on pies & tarts) for my bday. i thought it was great, but had to cook a roast the next night. it did turn out great though...but i just thought it was funny that i actually wanted to get the books, but was wayyyyyyyy excited about the pan. woohoo!! :)

i had a great time at the a's game last night. thank goodness they KILLED the damn yankees. we sat by some re-tah-ded yankees fans who were yelling the dumbest things at us. at one point, they started yelling at the a's fans for going to a stadium that houses both baseball and football. that was crossing the line, according to marshall, who then yelled back, "oh yeah, i forgot that the jets and giants were effin good teams." that sure shut them up...for a while at least. but all in all it was a great time, and i'm so glad i got to see an inside the park homerun in person!!

and of course, i found some more quizzes. enjoy!!
what's your doggy style?? hee hee, oh yeah, i'll totally take this quiz

You are a Boston Terrier.
You are happy, lively & highly intelligent.
You convey an impression of determination, You are
a Boston Terrier. strength and grace.
Whats Your Doggy Style?


what ivy league is for me?
princeton
Princeton
You're smart, you're thin, you're pretty, and
goddamit, people love you. You are destined for
great, great things, little Princetonian. Let
there be a never-ending stream of Country-Club-
Like institutions in your unmarred future.
Which Ivy League University is right for YOU?


what country are you?
Australia
Australia -
Founded as a gigantic prison colony, Australia has
turned into a Mid-Level world power. Known for
its wildlife and culture.


Positives:

Reformed.

Culturally Admired.

Mid-Level Power.

Renouned Flora and Fauna.


Negatives:

Founded by Criminals.

Island Nation (Isolated).

Talk Funny.

Which Country of the World are You?


now i know what i should have people call me the next time i start stripping
Shirley Temple-- you're cute around people but
naughty when you get away from the crowd
What's your stripper name? (female)


muahahahahah, i am a genius!!

Genius! - You have the mind that can change the
world. People will talk of you years after your
death. I hope you use your powers for good.
How SMART are you?


and really, who doesn't want to know what spice girl they'd be...

You're Sporty Spice! please don't kick me in the
face!
Which Spice Girl are you?


and, before i go, some links. first, cause i'm a dork, you gotta check this out.

woah. i don't want to rant on and on about this subject, but some people need to just calm the eff down about the dixie chicks. retarded story here. (depends on how you look at it, but you'll understand when you read it. and if you don't...don't ever talk to me again. hee hee!!)

and of course, i have to include a picture of strong bad's cousin.

Sunday, May 04, 2003

Little darling
I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little darling
It seems like years since it's been clear

Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun
And I say
It's alright
(here comes the sun, the beatles)

why do i sense a yucky year for me?? oh, because these 3 songs are like, "age 23 sucks ass." hahahahaha.

If I have a heart attack at 23
I'm loving you too much
If I have a heart attack at 23
Wave bye-bye
You'll miss me
You'll miss me baby
If I have a heart attack at 23
(tori amos, okay, not a really bad song, but heart attack at 23?? weird.)

I took her out, it was a friday night.
I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
We started making out, and she took off my pants.
But then I turned on the TV.
And that's about the time she walked away from me.

Nobody likes you when you're 23.
And I'm still more amused by TV shows.
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age.
What's my age again? What's my age again?
(blink 182, boohoo...seriously, what's my age again?)

and, the best song to sing when you're 23...
Twenty three and so tired of life
Such a shame to throw it all away
The images grow darker still
Could I have been anyone other than me? Then I

Look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide, lick and taste
What's the use in worrying, what's the use in hurrying
Turn, turn we almost become dizzy

I am who I am who I am who am I
Requesting some enlightenment
Could I have been anyone other than me?

Sing and dance I'll play for you tonight
And thrill at it all
Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes
But I'll work it out then I

Look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide, lick and taste
What's the use in worrying, what's the use in hurrying
Turn, turn we almost become dizzy

Falling out of a world of lies
Could I have been dancing nancy
Could I have been anyone other than me?

And then I'll sing and dance I'll play for you tonight
And thrill at it all
Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes
But I'll work it out then I

Look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide, lick and taste
What's the use in worrying, what's the use in hurrying
Turn, turn we almost become dizzy
(dancing nancies, dave matthews band) i always thought 23 was so much older the first time i heard dancing nancies. i hoped that when i was 23, i wasn't tired of life. or felt like throwing it away. if every day of my 23 year will be as wonderful as my birthday, i have nothing to worry about. :) but seriously, i always thought that in this song...23 seemed so far away. i remember listening to this cd in high school...maybe age 15...damn...hella days ago. :)

almost everyone i know who is 23 loves it (so far). and i shouldn't feel any different. 23 is just that age where you're not 22, so you're probably not in college anymore, so it's like, "what the hell are you doing with your life?" ask me in a few months. i'll still be 23.

spent almost the whole day on the phone with fun people. not really a waste since they all sang to me and i got caught up on a lot of my far away friends...and a few close ones. :) and what else did i do on my birthday?? well, i decided to do a little singing.

let's try to end this whole "23" thing on a good note with one of my fav passages in the bible...
psalm 23
1 the lord is my shepherd, i shall not be in want. 2 he makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters, 3 he restores my soul. he guides me in paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 4 even thought i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. 5 you prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies. you anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. 6 surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and i will dwell in the house of the lord forever.

a little subject change, but i now present your moment of zen. and not to ruin this for you or anything, but i love where this guy has his hand. work it!!

Friday, May 02, 2003

Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
(fighter, christina aguilera...i've had this song in my head allllll day)

awwwwwww yeah. i've been an organizing/cleaning queen so i can relax tomorrow and be the ultimate princess. my last hour of being, "DOUBLE DEUCE!!!!!!!!!!!" i'm going to miss it so.

a link for you. it is all about my boy. not mulder, but gilbert!! horray for him!!

ohhhhh, i found these and HAD to share them with you. i'm no man hater, i just laughed out loud, and thought you might too. :)
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed
and go to the fridge.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

What are a woman's four favourite animals?
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger
in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.

ohhhhhhh, i totally stole this from someone else's website
8 Things You Wear Alot:

1 jeans
2 comfy sweatshirts
3 panties...hee hee!!
4 deodorant
5 my fuzzy pink slippers
6 watch
7 p.j.'s
8 smile

7 Things That Annoy You:

1 people who think they know what they're talking about...but failing miserably
2 people cutting me off in the fast lane and then going 5 mph slower than people next to them
3 periods
4 spam (email and the crappy food)
5 girls who are 5 years younger who look 5 years older than me
6 boys who are dumb (not just to me...but in general)
7 people who talk with their mouths full of food

6 Things You Touch Every Day:

1 myself
2 mouse/keyboard
3 phone
4 hairbrush
5 phone
6 mark mulder's ass

5 Things You Do Every Day:

1 shower
2 check email
3 listen to music
4 dream about prince charming
5 pray

4 People You'd Want to Spend More Time With:

1 jesus
2 my sisters
3 all my buds who don't live in freakmont
4 my husband

3 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over:

1 ferris bueller's day off
2 office space
3 the royal tenenbaums

2 Of Your Favorite Songs At This Moment:

1 ummmm, don't really have any. last two cds i listened to were: dave matthews band
2 frank sinatra

1 Person You Could Spend the Rest of Your Life With...

my husband of course

and now, your moment of zen. how wrong these people are. beer is the answer to everything.