I shake my jelly at every chance
When I'm whip to my hip you just slip into a transe
I'm hoping you can handle all the jelly that I have
Now lets cuddle up while we get this chance (bootylicious, destiny's child)

hey kiddies. i love how the first line and the last line are so opposite. hilarious. what's new?? i finished my last day at the men's wearhouse. now, it's on to searching for jobs in the davis area. horray for me!! :)

because i love madden so much and i wish he could call every game, i want you to see this.

and i found the link to the sports illustrated article i wanted you guys to read earlier. but check it out now, because i have a feeling that this link will be refreshed with a new article soon. i dunno. but the article still rocks. women rule the world. we just give men the credit.

and, because i can't say it enough: i don't think you're ready for this jelly.