please please please click here and check out the title on your browser. i really want to direct the author to this site. hee hee!!

hey kiddies. i just wanted to post this great quote from the goobernatorial debate last night. "The moderator struggled to keep the conversation on point, stating, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is not Comedy Central. I swear.' "

no, but it should have been. you all know jon stewart would have been a billion times better than the other mod. yes, a billion.

Gravedigger
when you dig my grave
could you make it shallow
so that I can feel the rain (gravedigger, dave matthews)

all right, so i promised that i'd update soon and here i am!! rather than overload you with stories and links, i'm doing one at a time. here are some links for ya!!

awwwwww, first we have a baby and momma hippo!!

and horray for polar bears cause we got 3 of em here!!

it's the original mermaid.

what i love about this story is that a guy actually did something i thought would be fun. but i'd never do...who knows if you get put in a pressurized cabin?? and the dude could have flown for cheaper in first class....hello!!

maybe this article was written by ghosts!! don't believe a word they say!! hee hee!!

awesome follow-up story from september 11 about a blind man and his dog.

and just to spice things up, a sort of sociological point of view about people online.

aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Pirates of the Caribbean!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)


good day, sunshine!!

Goddess of the Sun and there's no doubt that you
have a bright and cheery exterior!
What element would you rein over? (For Girls)




you're an asshole.
What swear word are you?


fear me and my battlecry!!

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Rampaging through the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Jeannetters! And she gives a low bellow: "Ares, God of War, be praised! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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and now, your moment of zen. cause i'm a dork and like this stuff. :)

three cheers for one motivated dude.

i watched him play tonight...although he was in hella quick and it took 3 quarters. nevada was just hella good at third down conversions. anyway...this guy has hella guts and is an inspiration.

just had to post this because i told jackson i would. he yelled at me for jacking up mulder's hip (hey, i'm sorry, okay??) i said that i would take it easy on his other one and he replied with, "like it matters...go to town!!" so there you have it. i have permission to go to town on mulder. OMG...well i think it's hilarious...and that's really all that matters. :)

i'll give you all a bigger update later...i promise!!

Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc, et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen.

may god bless those who angels who were called to heaven two years ago and continue to comfort their family and friends.

we will never forget.

If I go before I’m old
Oh brother of mine please don’t forget me if I go
Bartender please, fill my glass for me
With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free,
after three days in the ground (bartender, dave matthews band)

woah. just wanted to let you all know that i did feel the earthquake at 6:39:54PM PST. awwww yeah!! nobody else in my house did...i almost second guessed myself since i was in a recliner at the time. i sort of thought i had moved myself. but i didn't see anything shake from the ceiling, so i went to go investigate. netters the dork did a bit of research and found out that there was an earthquake...same time...in piedmont. it was a pretty quick one...just a *bit* longer than a jolt...but not quite a rolling motion. something inbetween. and i don't know how big it was...i heard 2 reports...one at 3.9 and one at 4.1...so i'm going with 4.0. not too big...but enough to go, "woah...earthquake!!" i get so freaking excited...hee hee!!

and i wanted to give crista a quick shoutout. thanks for emailing me back and filling in a few details about friday night. yeeeeehaaaaaaw!! i'll give more details on our escapade later. and props to sara (homo) for taking me out in the first place. :)

and now, please don't cream yourself...it's your moment of zen. ohhhhh baby...

quick post while i'm at work...more of a rant than post, but too bad. you're over it.

i'm so sick and tired of sfgate.com posting hella stories about the giants, and NOTHING for the a's. okay, i understand that it is a san francisco newspaper, but really...no rivalry...both are local teams. equal love, people!! there was NOTHING about the a's 10 game win streak, and something about a "2 game losing streak" today. i love how the title says, "a's drop another one." oh yeah...cause they've dropped so many in a row. if i find out who has been hating on my a's...somebody's booty is going to hurt like hell.

DAMN, RESPECT MY A'S OR FEEL THE WRATH OF NETTERS!!