Oh, they had a little party down in Newport;
There was Harry, there was Mary, there was Grace.
Oh, they had a little party down in Newport,
And they had to carry Harry from the place.

Oh, they had to carry Harry to the ferry,
And the ferry carried Harry to the shore;
And the reason that they had to carry Harry to the ferry
Was that Harry couldn't carry any more.

For California, for California,
The hills send back the cry,
We're out to do or die,
For California, for California,
We'll win the game or know the reason why.

And when the game is over, we will buy a keg of booze,
And drink to California 'till we wobble in our shoes.

So drink, tra la la,
Drink, tra la la,
Drink, drank, drunk last night,
Drunk the night before;
Gonna get drunk tonight
Like I never got drunk before;
For when I'm drunk, I'm as happy as can be
For I am member of the Souse family.

Now the Souse family is the best family
That ever came over from old Germany.
There's the Highland Dutch, and the Lowland Dutch,
The Rotterdam Dutch, and the Irish.

Sing glorious, victorious,
One keg of beer for the four of us.
Sing glory be to God that there are no more of us,
For one of us could drink it all alone. Damn near.
Here's to the Irish, dead drunk. The lucky stiffs.... (cal drinking song)

sorry to make this an angry entry, but right now, a big FUCK YOU goes out to texas and their lame ass coach. how dare you beg other coaches to vote for you and sneak into the rose bowl. i hope your deal with the devil was worth it and that michigan kills you.

i'm so proud of tedford and what he's done with the team this year. he was so gracious on tv, and talked about how honored the team would be to play in the holiday bowl. don't worry, i know what you really meant to say, and i'll say it here for you. it's too bad that cal couldn't play auburn somehow. i'd call it, "the two teams that got JACKED bowl." and cal would win by a field goal, just like last year!! ;)