I am the Netties. But if I wasn't...

If I were a month, I would be: May. It's when the prettiest flowers bloom and the weather starts to warm up.
If I were a time of day, I would be: 11:00 AM
If I were a planet, I would be: Saturn. It has the coolest rings.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a sea turtle!! My favorite animal, of course!!
If I were a direction, I would be: West
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a recliner. So comfortable!!
If I were a sin, I would be: pride
If I were a historical figure, I would be: Jeannette Rankin
If I were a stone, I would be: a river rock. I'd love to be in the water to watch fishes swim by and the river change its shape.
If I were a tree, I would be: a cherry blossom
If I were a bird, I would be: a crow
If I were a tool, I would be: shaq. ha!
If I were a flower, I would be: a rose because I would love to blossom.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a warm, sunny day.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a mermaid. Quite obvious!!
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a piano. And I would hope to be played often and loud!!
If I were an animal, I would be: a turtle. Because I'd be the cutest and get to eat fruits and veggies and live for a long time. Or maybe a hippo so I could be lazy and fat. Ha!!!
If I were a color, I would be: bright pink. Horray!!
If I were an emotion, I would be: joy. Nothing's better.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a green bean. Yummers!!
If I were a sound, I would be: laughter
If I were a car, I would be: eh, I'm not really into cars. This one is hard for me. Maybe something cute and small that gets good gas milage.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Baz Lurhmann
If I were a book, I would be written by: anyone who wouldn't mind using exclamation points a lot
If I were a place, I would be: a beautiful white beach
If I were a material, I would be: cotton
If I were a taste, I would be: raspberry
If I were a fruit, I would be: mango
If I were a scent, I would be: floral
If I were a religion, I would be: Christianity
If I were a word, I would be: hardcore
If I were an object, I would be: a blanket. I looove cuddles!!
If I were a body part, I would be: lips
If I were a facial expression, I would be: a happy grin
If I were a subject in school, I would be: photography
If I were a comic book character, I would be: Betty so I could drink milkshakes all day!!
If I were a shape, I would be: a heart