If you would only listen
You might just realize what you're missing
You're missing me (bubble toes, jack johnson)

i saw lord of the rings II today. it was pretty good, better than the first. probably because there was a little more light humor. but i want to wipe that supid-ass look off of frodo's (not sure of spelling) face. he's had that same damn perplexed look since the first movie. make it go away!!

i came across an interesting article today "aboot" canadians. or more like a list of what they've invented. intesting, i thought that basketball was invented in the u.s. maybe it was a canadian who invented it or something, so "they" get the credit. he goes on to say something like, "could you really live without air conditioning or zippers?" might be hard. would you like me to make a list of things americans have invented? could you live without those things? hahahahaha, i'm only kidding. :)

and, just when you thought things couldn't get any dumber, they do. all i have to say about this is: the guy who first had possesion of the ball gets to keep it and do whatever the hell he wants with it. that jackass that wrestled him to the ground and "claimed" to have possesion should have to clean toilets with his toothbrush for the rest of his life for being a moron. the judge should have to join him for making the most retarded decision in that case.

i do like this idea, though. puh-lease...take my name off your list. and just a hint to telemarketers...don't wait for me to say, "hello" to you a second time. i know that you're selling me something even when you claim you're not. you're not fooling anyone. pray that this plan passes.

seriously, please check this out. i know we've all talked about britney spears' breasts at one time or another. a hilarious little clip about the size. :)

and, since it's always time for some simpsons fun, here's a song sung to "doe, a deer."
Homer Simpson's Beer Song
DOUGH...the stuff...that buys me beer
RAY...the guy that sells me beer
ME...the one...who drinks the beer
FAR...a long run to get beer
SO....I'll have another beer
LA...I'll have another beer
TEA....no thanks, I'm drinking beer
That will bring us back to --- (sees his glass is empty) ---
D'OH!

and because i can't get enough of quizilla....

Where Did Your Soul Originate?
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You come from Heaven. You're the purest of pure, a saint. You're probably an angel sent directly from Heaven.


* Which Tragic Shakespearean Heroin are You? *
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Romeo and Juliet's: Juliet - The daughter of Capulet and Lady Capulet. A beautiful thirteen-year-old girl, Juliet begins the play as a naïve child who has thought little about love and marriage. She grows up quickly, though upon falling in love with Romeo, the son of her family's great enemy. Though she loves Romeo as profoundly as he loves her, Juliet nevertheless demonstrates a more level and sober head than does her paramour. Until a falling out near the end of the play, the Nurse is Juliet's closest, and, it seems, only confidante and friend. She fakes her death upon being ordered into an unwanted marrige and Romeo, thinking Juliet dead, kills himself in her tomb. Upon awakening and seeing Romeo dead, Juliet stabs herself with Romeo's dagger.


"A princess bride personality test!"
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+ Which Hilarious SNL Character are you? +
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Yr Amber! You got one leg and you know yr hot! Yeah that was you that farted, peanuts give you gas, so what?!


-~Which SUNSET are you? (v.2)~-
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You are the good ol' classic sunset. Romantical and serene, you're genuine nature will guarentee you an incredible amount of pain in this life as you realize how many phony hypocrites are out there. Sooner or later you'll decide to stop hating them and start helping them. Don't expect anything, give your love without abandon and you will reap countless rewards. You are not greedy. Thank you for your flexibility and willingness to compromise. Yeah you can be stubborn, but for the most part, you're willing to hang loose. Know this...that no matter what, you are loved.


.which siren are you.
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your short and sexy as hell: shakira