Thursday, May 01, 2003

monkey see
monkey do, yeah
(proudest monkey by dave matthews band. the end is the BEST part. and one of my favorite dmb songs i've never heard in concert.)

so i went in a chatroom late last night because i couldn't fall asleep. it was weird because i hadn't been in one for like 4 or 5 years. anyway, all these dudes were really into me even though i didn't have any nude pics of myself...like i give them out to just anybody. a lot were telling me they were impressed because i knew "so much" about sports. "so much" was: me listing my favorite teams. hee hee. but then they started fighting over me, and telling the other guys that they had actually met me. one kept saying, "i love netters. she is the only team i need." whoa. that's when i decided to leave. :)

i did have some funny convos last night as i was chattin it up with the fellas. here's a bit from jax and i. (all screen names have been changed to protect the innocent...and not so innocent.)

jax: i think zito's a better looking guy
jax: hudson < mulder < zito
Netters: zito is gay
jax: haha, you don't know that, you're such a trash talker
Netters: and not in the way that people say it to be mean...i really think he is
jax: what makes you think that
Netters: he has a pink pillow he carries everywhere
Netters: has scented candles in his hotel room...
jax: he probably has mulder as a roomie
Netters: yeah
Netters: they probably hump each other
jax: he needs those candles
jax: that's what i was sayin
jax: i think he's just that cool, to where he can carry around a pink pillow
Netters: i know, i do too
Netters: i don't think he's gay
(just so you all know, i don't really think zito is gay. i just thought it would be fun to try to push jackson's buttons.)

and, i was talking with kass at the same time. we were talking about how boys are dumb and i need to not be pulled in by their dumb radar.

Netters: and i was soooooooo not into the convo
kass: good for you though
Netters: i know
Netters: i am secretly proud of myself
Netters: it's hard to say no
kass: Im sure it is
kass: but be strong
kass: be strong
Netters: i will use your advice in my next blog :)
kass: haha
kass: burn the bra
kass: and burn "daniel" ;)
Netters: so hard to say no to someone...when you know it could be all about making out
(so yeah...advice to the ladies....be strong. be strong. burn the bra. and your ex.)

i read about this story the other day and thought it would have been a great experiment to do in one of my soc classes. or even go crazy go nuts like this guy did and write a book about it. i always tried to take mine off after college life...but somehow one would stay attached and the guy giving me change at the movies would be like, "thanks jeannette." ha ha.

awwwwwww, who doesn't want to be a care bear?? i think i found this on kassey's beautiful site.

Love-a-Lot Bear
You love to take care of others and people love being around you because you make them feel appreciated. You are very sweet and soft-spoken. You are also a romantic and consider yourself an excellent matchmaker, so you tend to be a bit nosy. But everyone still considers you the sweetest person they know.



hee hee..this was just weird.
The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural.  He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born
with your cool, and it's totally natural. You
run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they
can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky
hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).
What Kind of Hipster Are You?


great pic. hang ten, kiddies. :)

and, your moment of zen. the caption reads: Orangu-tiny: Dasa, an 11-year-old orangutan, cradles her baby for the first time in public at the Erie (Pa.) Zoo.

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