Thursday, May 29, 2003

Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways

But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh
(oops i did it again, britney spears...i heard this on the radio 3 times today and felt i had to share it with you...i hope it stays in your head as long as it does in mine.)

hey hey, not much of an update with me today. i got a temp. job at TMW again for a few months. i'm not super excited because i'd like to have a real job...doing other stuff i guess. but i shouldn't be too picky since jobs are hard to get right now. i'm also going to davis tomorrow to hang out with kassey. what what!! i have a few links for ya:

awwwwwwwwwwww, it's a baby tiger!!

i found this one thanks to dave barry. it's if you have a bit of time to kill.

oh, this is also a fun link if you're bored and want to spank the monkey. my high score was 807.

and this is just hilarious because they drop off porn to the davis library!! random!!

and now, your moments of zen.

Monday, May 26, 2003

Suzanne, you're all that I wanted of a girl
You're all that I need in the world
I'm your child, make me blush, drive me wild
Suzanne, you're all that I wanted

When I met you I was all alone
Cold and hungry cryin' on the phone
You baked me brownies and said, 'Don't you cry'
And gave me the coat off your back

Suzanne, you're all that I wanted of a girl
You're all that I need in the world
I'm your child, make me blush, drive me wild
Suzanne, you're all that I wanted

Even Izzy, Slash and Axl Rose
When I call, you put 'em all on hold
And say to me that you'd do anything
And all I can do is say that
I haven't much I can give you in return
Only my heart and a promise not to turn
But I sing to you every day and every night
Suzanne, I'm your man

Suzanne, you're all that I wanted of a girl
You're all that I need in the world
I'm your child, make me blush, drive me wild
Suzanne, you're all that I wanted
Of a girl
(suzanne, weezer)

so most of you know that i'm not the fondest of my middle name, suzanne. i was always afraid kids in elementary school would start singing, "old susanna." man, how i hated that song. but really, i didn't want people to know what my middle name was. and being sung that song was the only reason i had for not wanting to tell them. i totally forgot about this song until recently. i'm in a weird mood today, don't really want to talk about it, but wanted the song to be the majority of my entry. i'm looking for a guy who will write a song like this about me someday. and yes, you can sing this song to me. :)

Sunday, May 25, 2003

Happy 21st Birthday to my little bro, ERIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You have the face of an alcoholic."

Saturday, May 24, 2003

John Baptist he's walking to me with the Maker
My body is bent and broken by long and dangerous sleep
I can't work the fields of Abraham and turn my head away
I'm not a stranger in the hands of the Maker
(the maker, dave matthews band)

oh man, the last few days have been so fun filled. here's a little recap. thurs: met with sexy rebecca, went to molly's grad at berkeley at the greek....soooo hot!! (with roomie calling in the middle...who's working this weekend at the lair. crazy praise for her!!) after, rebecca and i hit up raleigh's where we shared (actually rebe was knocked out pretty quick...) a pitcher of pear cider. i haven't had that stuff in like a year!! we had weird waiters who went to the back to smoke pot...totally obvious. :) ride to bart was a little strange. for one, i was getting off my pear cider buzz, and i ran into this guy who looked EXACTLY like my grandfather who died when i was 8. he was a lot smaller, though...but was clearly insane/crazy. after talking to a lot of people and pointing at me, he got off at bayfair (where my granny still lives) and said to me, "just wanted to let you know that i'm your grand dad." how weird is that???

fri: i went to visit crista in santa cruz to hang out and catch up. we had lunch at pizza my heart and after, i found a new piercing for the belly button. :) btw, when i got my piercing a few years ago, the guy looked a lot like this guy. random that i just found this. he had all these pics of himself hanging like that. anyway, i came home early cause i had an a's game to go to!!!!!!! and omg...MULDER WAS PITCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we had great seats, got a wonderful dinner with our tix (i'm expecting hot dog and soda, but it's this totally yummy buffet). erik got his name in lights cause it's his 21st birthday tomorrow!! ummm, did i mention that i finally got to see MULDER PITCHING!!!! i also saw the craziest play ever: some dude at second for the twins, goes to score on a hit from another dude...rounds third and FORGETS to touch third, goes home to score...mulder quickly throws to miggy at third and THE GUY IS OUT!!! ha ha to dumb players who don't touch third. that's what you get. he was later quoted as saying, "i knew i had to cheat so i didn't get out." oh yeah, your coach is gonna love that. mulder pitched his 5th complete game in his last 6 games...this one also very quick (2 hours, 5 minutes)...a little too quick cause we had a wait a while for it to become dark for the fireworks...amazing, totally beautiful and really long...but some shot out from mt. davis on the top, and started a small fire...we could smell (most likely toxic) fumes after the game!! i got a new beanie...yellow and green stripes with a yellow "a's" logo and a new shirt. you're gonna die when you see it!! so for the 20th streak game last year, i made a sign that says, "there's an A in streAk" sort of a take-off on the whole a's marketing theme that year. well, now they have shirts that say, "there is an A in streAk" and they have the schedule and score of the 20 games on the back. hello, that $hit was copyrighted by me. hee hee!! but how cool, huh??!!

here are a few cool pics i found. the first is of a baby gorilla. awwwwww. the caption reads: No-hands nursing: Martha, a Western Lowland gorilla, cradles her 5-month-old baby girl at the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas. The zoo is holding a contest to name the infant. and this one is a cute baby elephant!!

i found this a while back and wanted to share it since it brought a smile to my face. Girls: here are Five Secrets To A Perfect Relationship
1. It is important to find a man that helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important to find a man that makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important to find a man that is good in bed and loves making love
to you.
And finally...
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. wa waaaa waaaaaaaaaaa!!!

and of course, i found some quizzes.
Death
You are "The Sick Rose" by William Blake.
This poem was written to warn women of the
impropieties of loose morals. Or maybe its
about gardening. Anyway, seething with sexual
imagery, it leaves to wonder what type of
person are you really? Fun-loving nature-lover
or some sexual pervert. (In the second case,
email me)
Which Poem Are You?


kiss my ass2
congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud
which happy bunny are you?


all you college grads, your moment of zen. join the club. :)

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time
(el scorcho, weezer...this is for rebecca!!)

I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
(el scorcho, weezer...ahhhhh, i love this song. that is for me!!) :)

all right, i've already tried to post all this junk earlier, but my comp froze right before i was about to publish. boohoo. here i go again. a lot of links...little update. :) last week was a lot of fun, i got to watch erik play hockey for the first time, almost get hit in the head with the puck as i'm taping him, watch my little cousin, go to davis to party down with kelly a. white-trash-style, celebrate everyone's birthday in may with a little dinner at the nijo castle, go to allison's wedding and do a lot of reading!! yeah for me!! all right, more about me later...here are some links i found the last couple of days. :)

for all you astronomy dorks, you might like this picture of neptune. :)

this is awesome...is it a picture of god's eye??

i hope that all of you caught at least a glimpse of this last thrusday night.

this is one monkey that you don't want to mess with.

awwwwwwww, so sad. kobe is crying and the rest of the world is so happy that the dumb lakers are out of the running!!

here's a pic that erik found for me. weird that jim carrey's number and last name are the same as one of the best sharks players ever!! :)

this is one amazing story. the caption reads: Seven-year-old infiltrates the U.S.: Mitchel Hernder rode his bike from his home in Niagara Falls, Ontario, 8 1/2 miles into the United States. Apparently no one at U.S. Customs stopped him as he pedaled by. Customs isn't sure how he managed that.

i don't know if i've linked this article about mulder before or not. but here it is...for your viewing pleasure. woohoo!! :)

put this story in the "no shit sherlock" department. who in the heck first thought this up??

and, a few quizzes for you...hee hee!!
B-b-b-buster!
You are a Bustier. Bold, beautiful and quite
compelling. Go girl..and umm...some boys!
What type of Lingerie are you?



You are "Satine"
Which Moulin Rouger are you?



Coca Cola Slurpee!
What Flavor Slurpee Are You?


and now, your moment of zen.

Saturday, May 10, 2003

Hey, my friend
It seems your eyes are troubled
Care to share your time with me
Would you say you're feeling low and so
A good idea would be to get it off of your mind

See, you and me
Have a better time than most can dream
Have it better than the best
And so can pull on through
Whatever tears at us
Whatever holds us down
And if nothing can be done
We'll make the best of what's around
(best of what's around, dave matthews band)

so i'm not sure how many of you out there watch alias (on abc, i think) but the season finale was WAY OUT OF CONTROL. i had never seen the show before, and decided to watch the 2 hour finale with my mom last sunday. what the hell...what a crappy way to end it. i mean, great job, i'm really hanging on the edge of my seat...but ahhhhhhhhhh!! I HAD NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE AND NOW I CARE ABOUT IT. i have so many unanswered questions. boooooooooooo.

i want to mention that now i *really* am turning into martha stewart. i got a really nice roasting pan along with two cool books (one roasting, one on pies & tarts) for my bday. i thought it was great, but had to cook a roast the next night. it did turn out great though...but i just thought it was funny that i actually wanted to get the books, but was wayyyyyyyy excited about the pan. woohoo!! :)

i had a great time at the a's game last night. thank goodness they KILLED the damn yankees. we sat by some re-tah-ded yankees fans who were yelling the dumbest things at us. at one point, they started yelling at the a's fans for going to a stadium that houses both baseball and football. that was crossing the line, according to marshall, who then yelled back, "oh yeah, i forgot that the jets and giants were effin good teams." that sure shut them up...for a while at least. but all in all it was a great time, and i'm so glad i got to see an inside the park homerun in person!!

and of course, i found some more quizzes. enjoy!!
what's your doggy style?? hee hee, oh yeah, i'll totally take this quiz

You are a Boston Terrier.
You are happy, lively & highly intelligent.
You convey an impression of determination, You are
a Boston Terrier. strength and grace.
Whats Your Doggy Style?


what ivy league is for me?
princeton
Princeton
You're smart, you're thin, you're pretty, and
goddamit, people love you. You are destined for
great, great things, little Princetonian. Let
there be a never-ending stream of Country-Club-
Like institutions in your unmarred future.
Which Ivy League University is right for YOU?


what country are you?
Australia
Australia -
Founded as a gigantic prison colony, Australia has
turned into a Mid-Level world power. Known for
its wildlife and culture.


Positives:

Reformed.

Culturally Admired.

Mid-Level Power.

Renouned Flora and Fauna.


Negatives:

Founded by Criminals.

Island Nation (Isolated).

Talk Funny.

Which Country of the World are You?


now i know what i should have people call me the next time i start stripping
Shirley Temple-- you're cute around people but
naughty when you get away from the crowd
What's your stripper name? (female)


muahahahahah, i am a genius!!

Genius! - You have the mind that can change the
world. People will talk of you years after your
death. I hope you use your powers for good.
How SMART are you?


and really, who doesn't want to know what spice girl they'd be...

You're Sporty Spice! please don't kick me in the
face!
Which Spice Girl are you?


and, before i go, some links. first, cause i'm a dork, you gotta check this out.

woah. i don't want to rant on and on about this subject, but some people need to just calm the eff down about the dixie chicks. retarded story here. (depends on how you look at it, but you'll understand when you read it. and if you don't...don't ever talk to me again. hee hee!!)

and of course, i have to include a picture of strong bad's cousin.

Sunday, May 04, 2003

Little darling
I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little darling
It seems like years since it's been clear

Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun
And I say
It's alright
(here comes the sun, the beatles)

why do i sense a yucky year for me?? oh, because these 3 songs are like, "age 23 sucks ass." hahahahaha.

If I have a heart attack at 23
I'm loving you too much
If I have a heart attack at 23
Wave bye-bye
You'll miss me
You'll miss me baby
If I have a heart attack at 23
(tori amos, okay, not a really bad song, but heart attack at 23?? weird.)

I took her out, it was a friday night.
I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
We started making out, and she took off my pants.
But then I turned on the TV.
And that's about the time she walked away from me.

Nobody likes you when you're 23.
And I'm still more amused by TV shows.
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age.
What's my age again? What's my age again?
(blink 182, boohoo...seriously, what's my age again?)

and, the best song to sing when you're 23...
Twenty three and so tired of life
Such a shame to throw it all away
The images grow darker still
Could I have been anyone other than me? Then I

Look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide, lick and taste
What's the use in worrying, what's the use in hurrying
Turn, turn we almost become dizzy

I am who I am who I am who am I
Requesting some enlightenment
Could I have been anyone other than me?

Sing and dance I'll play for you tonight
And thrill at it all
Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes
But I'll work it out then I

Look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide, lick and taste
What's the use in worrying, what's the use in hurrying
Turn, turn we almost become dizzy

Falling out of a world of lies
Could I have been dancing nancy
Could I have been anyone other than me?

And then I'll sing and dance I'll play for you tonight
And thrill at it all
Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes
But I'll work it out then I

Look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide, lick and taste
What's the use in worrying, what's the use in hurrying
Turn, turn we almost become dizzy
(dancing nancies, dave matthews band) i always thought 23 was so much older the first time i heard dancing nancies. i hoped that when i was 23, i wasn't tired of life. or felt like throwing it away. if every day of my 23 year will be as wonderful as my birthday, i have nothing to worry about. :) but seriously, i always thought that in this song...23 seemed so far away. i remember listening to this cd in high school...maybe age 15...damn...hella days ago. :)

almost everyone i know who is 23 loves it (so far). and i shouldn't feel any different. 23 is just that age where you're not 22, so you're probably not in college anymore, so it's like, "what the hell are you doing with your life?" ask me in a few months. i'll still be 23.

spent almost the whole day on the phone with fun people. not really a waste since they all sang to me and i got caught up on a lot of my far away friends...and a few close ones. :) and what else did i do on my birthday?? well, i decided to do a little singing.

let's try to end this whole "23" thing on a good note with one of my fav passages in the bible...
psalm 23
1 the lord is my shepherd, i shall not be in want. 2 he makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters, 3 he restores my soul. he guides me in paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 4 even thought i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. 5 you prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies. you anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. 6 surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and i will dwell in the house of the lord forever.

a little subject change, but i now present your moment of zen. and not to ruin this for you or anything, but i love where this guy has his hand. work it!!

Friday, May 02, 2003

Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
(fighter, christina aguilera...i've had this song in my head allllll day)

awwwwwww yeah. i've been an organizing/cleaning queen so i can relax tomorrow and be the ultimate princess. my last hour of being, "DOUBLE DEUCE!!!!!!!!!!!" i'm going to miss it so.

a link for you. it is all about my boy. not mulder, but gilbert!! horray for him!!

ohhhhh, i found these and HAD to share them with you. i'm no man hater, i just laughed out loud, and thought you might too. :)
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed
and go to the fridge.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

What are a woman's four favourite animals?
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger
in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.

ohhhhhhh, i totally stole this from someone else's website
8 Things You Wear Alot:

1 jeans
2 comfy sweatshirts
3 panties...hee hee!!
4 deodorant
5 my fuzzy pink slippers
6 watch
7 p.j.'s
8 smile

7 Things That Annoy You:

1 people who think they know what they're talking about...but failing miserably
2 people cutting me off in the fast lane and then going 5 mph slower than people next to them
3 periods
4 spam (email and the crappy food)
5 girls who are 5 years younger who look 5 years older than me
6 boys who are dumb (not just to me...but in general)
7 people who talk with their mouths full of food

6 Things You Touch Every Day:

1 myself
2 mouse/keyboard
3 phone
4 hairbrush
5 phone
6 mark mulder's ass

5 Things You Do Every Day:

1 shower
2 check email
3 listen to music
4 dream about prince charming
5 pray

4 People You'd Want to Spend More Time With:

1 jesus
2 my sisters
3 all my buds who don't live in freakmont
4 my husband

3 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over:

1 ferris bueller's day off
2 office space
3 the royal tenenbaums

2 Of Your Favorite Songs At This Moment:

1 ummmm, don't really have any. last two cds i listened to were: dave matthews band
2 frank sinatra

1 Person You Could Spend the Rest of Your Life With...

my husband of course

and now, your moment of zen. how wrong these people are. beer is the answer to everything.

Thursday, May 01, 2003

monkey see
monkey do, yeah
(proudest monkey by dave matthews band. the end is the BEST part. and one of my favorite dmb songs i've never heard in concert.)

so i went in a chatroom late last night because i couldn't fall asleep. it was weird because i hadn't been in one for like 4 or 5 years. anyway, all these dudes were really into me even though i didn't have any nude pics of myself...like i give them out to just anybody. a lot were telling me they were impressed because i knew "so much" about sports. "so much" was: me listing my favorite teams. hee hee. but then they started fighting over me, and telling the other guys that they had actually met me. one kept saying, "i love netters. she is the only team i need." whoa. that's when i decided to leave. :)

i did have some funny convos last night as i was chattin it up with the fellas. here's a bit from jax and i. (all screen names have been changed to protect the innocent...and not so innocent.)

jax: i think zito's a better looking guy
jax: hudson < mulder < zito
Netters: zito is gay
jax: haha, you don't know that, you're such a trash talker
Netters: and not in the way that people say it to be mean...i really think he is
jax: what makes you think that
Netters: he has a pink pillow he carries everywhere
Netters: has scented candles in his hotel room...
jax: he probably has mulder as a roomie
Netters: yeah
Netters: they probably hump each other
jax: he needs those candles
jax: that's what i was sayin
jax: i think he's just that cool, to where he can carry around a pink pillow
Netters: i know, i do too
Netters: i don't think he's gay
(just so you all know, i don't really think zito is gay. i just thought it would be fun to try to push jackson's buttons.)

and, i was talking with kass at the same time. we were talking about how boys are dumb and i need to not be pulled in by their dumb radar.

Netters: and i was soooooooo not into the convo
kass: good for you though
Netters: i know
Netters: i am secretly proud of myself
Netters: it's hard to say no
kass: Im sure it is
kass: but be strong
kass: be strong
Netters: i will use your advice in my next blog :)
kass: haha
kass: burn the bra
kass: and burn "daniel" ;)
Netters: so hard to say no to someone...when you know it could be all about making out
(so yeah...advice to the ladies....be strong. be strong. burn the bra. and your ex.)

i read about this story the other day and thought it would have been a great experiment to do in one of my soc classes. or even go crazy go nuts like this guy did and write a book about it. i always tried to take mine off after college life...but somehow one would stay attached and the guy giving me change at the movies would be like, "thanks jeannette." ha ha.

awwwwwww, who doesn't want to be a care bear?? i think i found this on kassey's beautiful site.

Love-a-Lot Bear
You love to take care of others and people love being around you because you make them feel appreciated. You are very sweet and soft-spoken. You are also a romantic and consider yourself an excellent matchmaker, so you tend to be a bit nosy. But everyone still considers you the sweetest person they know.



hee hee..this was just weird.
The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural.  He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born
with your cool, and it's totally natural. You
run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they
can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky
hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).
What Kind of Hipster Are You?


great pic. hang ten, kiddies. :)

and, your moment of zen. the caption reads: Orangu-tiny: Dasa, an 11-year-old orangutan, cradles her baby for the first time in public at the Erie (Pa.) Zoo.